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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-26-09 05:01 PM
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You suck at Craigslist.
Some of my favorities

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BED BUGS ARE BACK!…everything needs to be gone in 2 weeks!! - $1
I’m moving out of state in a few weeks due to hygienic difficulties…I need to sell everything!!!
couch $200
white bookcase $70
bedframe/mattress and side table $250 (not until last week of June)
oak bookshelf $15
wicker chair from Pier1 $60
EVERYTHING IS IN GREAT CONDITION!!
I will be having an garage sale through RSVP only- on Sunday June 14 all day!!!
books, clothes, desk w/ file, desk chair, misc kitchens and bathroom treasures!!

i wont to sell my sperm - 25
hight 6′4”
weight 290 lbs
eyes green
hair dirty blond
no helth problems in family
decient lookin young man in need of
a little cash do to hard times i have three
beautie kids now will send a pic only if really interrested
if you decide to make a purches 200$ per cup
no inter corse required donation will be provided in a cup at your choice of location
100 when we meet the the other 100 after you geet the goods contact me at xxxxxxxx_56@yahoo.com
thanx and have a good day

Lets get pregnant!
I want at least 20 kids, all under one roof, so don’t be the jealous type, one women couldn’t do that, even if she could it’d take 20 years, unless she used in-vetro to have multiple, multiple births, which I would never let happen with my sperm. My sperm will be planted in someone who is all natural and will be birthed naturally(if all goes well), then breast fed for 2 years, preferably on a homestead out in the country.


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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-26-09 05:08 PM
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Curtland1015 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-26-09 06:25 PM
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2. That dude and the Octo-Mom should totally hook up.
Match made in heaven!
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triguy46 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-26-09 08:43 PM
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3. The sales forum for hooked on phonics grads...
today saw this post: A pair of Minicher donkeys
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