EMERGENCY!

[LeftyFingerPop]

I just found out that I have to fit into my 1974 powder blue leisure suit with the 29 inch waist by Thursday.

I need to lose about 80 pounds....quickly.

Any suggestions? Maybe something with a lot of fiber?

[BuelahWitch]

1. Why not just buy a new suit?

Couldn't you find a vintage '74 powder blue for big guys in a thrift shop? :shrug:

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. NO!

It has to be this suit.

I looked the best I ever looked in my life in this suit.

It HAS to be this suit, goddamnit!

[Kali]

3. hubba hubba

you could have some satin gussets inserted to enlarge the garment - maybe some sequins for fun too!

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. The entire suit already has sequins.

[Kali]

6. ***swoon***

matching shoes? Platforms?

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. CORK platforms!

[Orrex]

5. Couldn't you just wear the suit on one arm and one leg?

Community standards be damned!!!

[LeftyFingerPop]

7. Finally! Some good advice!

[Kali]

11. or split it down the middle, wear half on each side -

and use gold lame' cord to make wide spaced lacing!

or maybe silver would go better with the powder blue

[Orrex]

16. Whether it's silver or gold, either way he'll be stylin!

[Heidi]

9. Cigarette at a gas pump.

Melt that fat away. If you're wearing polyester, that should help. A lot.

Oh, wait. Gas fumes aren't combustible.

Sorry. Never mind. :yoiks:

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. Does this cigarette make my ass look fat?

:hug:

[Heidi]

12. Your ass looks trim, muscular, manly and sportive,

since you assked.

Your cigarette, however, looks even more attractive. :rofl:

:smoke:

[hobbit709]

13. OMG It's Leisure Suit Larry!

[SoxFan]

14. Eight bowls of Captain Crunch and 7 mugs of coffee

[BuelahWitch]

15. Is this it?

Or this?



I think Taterguy would like to see you in something like this

[UndertheOcean]

17. Liposuction ?