Hee hee. Generate your own "bad poem" at this site.

[BlueIris]

http://mewing.net/badpoem.shtml

And be sure to share what you come up with!

Here's mine:

"mournful vein"

I feel so mournful and jealous sometimes,
i want to scratch my tongue and die,
the vein is so angry and sad,
the sycamores sound like spectres whispering.

I feel so mournful and jealous,
nobody understands my jaded pain,
I want to run hand in hand with the rain,
the vein reminds me I'm feeling jealous, the sycamores mock my jitters,

sometimes i want to scratch my tongue and die,
underneath the clean, angled sky

~BlueIris

[LaurenG]

1. stressed meadow

my bad poem:
stressed meadow

I feel so stressed and exhausted sometimes,
sometimes i want to slap my head and die,
the meadow is so deceitful and sad,
the waterfalls sound like ghosts .

I feel so stressed and exhausted ,
nobody understands my plucky , betrayed pain ,
I want to fly and skip in the rain
the meadow reminds me of feeling exhausted , the waterfalls mock my sadness ,

sometimes i want to slap my head and die,
underneath the deceitful , powerful sky

:rofl:

[BlueIris]

3. Bwah! nt

[suninvited]

2. my bad poem:

scared butterfly

I feel so scared and anxious sometimes,
sometimes i want to stab my breast and die,
the butterfly is so gaunt and sad,
the rocks sound like spirits .

I feel so scared and anxious ,
nobody understands my purple , brilliant pain ,
I want to sleep and cry in the rain
the butterfly reminds me of feeling anxious , the rocks mock my feeling ,

sometimes i want to stab my breast and die,
underneath the gaunt , blissful sky

[BlueIris]

4. Ouch. Sorry. nt

[suninvited]

15. well, it had plenty of angst

so I consider my poem a huge success. It was actually much better than I could have written myself.

[BlueIris]

5. Oh, come on. 'S fun. nt

[graywarrior]

6. Mine

rage mountain

I feel so rage and fear sometimes,
sometimes i want to murder my brain and die,
the mountain is so solid and sad,
the moose sound like higher power .

I feel so rage and fear ,
nobody understands my unhappy , moron pain ,
I want to accept and pretend in the rain
the mountain reminds me of feeling fear , the moose mock my love ,

sometimes i want to murder my brain and die,
underneath the solid , bad sky

[zanne]

14. I hate it when moose mock my love. nt

[Bertha Venation]

23. LOL

[Tuesday Afternoon]

7. what fun...here is mine

my bad poem:
ambivalence moon

I feel such ambivalence and futility sometimes,
sometimes i want to slash my soul and die,
the moon is so full and sad,
the tree is like a ghost .

I feel such ambivalence and futility ,
nobody understands my spiritual , ethereal pain ,
I want to kill and die in the rain
the moon reminds me of feeling futility , the tree mocks my sadness ,

sometimes i want to slash my soul and die,
underneath the dark , deep sky

I had to edit for clarity....

[Tuesday Afternoon]

8. another one

my bad poem:
happy sky

I feel so happy and cheery sometimes,
sometimes i want to skip my hand and die,
the sky is so blue and sad,
the tree sound like cherub .

I feel so happy and cheery ,
nobody understands my fat , sassy pain ,
I want to jump and hop in the rain
the sky reminds me of feeling cheery , the tree mock my estactic ,

sometimes i want to skip my hand and die,
underneath the blue , very sky

[davsand]

9. My bad poem:

Angry Grass

I feel so angry and whiny sometimes,
sometimes i want to slap my knee and die,
the grass is so ragged and sad,
the bushes sound like zombies .

I feel so angry and whiny ,
nobody understands my idiotic , addictive pain ,
I want to vomit and scream in the rain
the grass reminds me of feeling whiny , the bushes mock my disdain ,

sometimes i want to slap my knee and die,
underneath the ragged, green sky

_______

Wow, I am almost ready to start writing teen vampire novels after this exercise...


Laura

[Zomby Woof]

10. Enraged Tree

I feel so enraged and disgusted sometimes
Sometimes I want to annihilate my nipples and die
The tree is so needy and sad
The avocados sound like satyrs

I feel so enraged and disgusted
Nobody understands my greedy, ugly pain
I want to seek and come in the rain
The tree reminds me of feeling disgusted, the avocados mock my grumpiness

Sometimes I want to annihilate my nipples and die
Underneath the needy, whiny sky

[BlueIris]

16. I often want to annihilate my nipples...

Thanks, Zomby.

[no name no slogan]

11. No need

if you hang around here long enough, someone will post one on their own.

[backtoblue]

20. bwahahah

:rofl: :spray:


I must say that I'm guilty!

[two gun sid]

12. My poem

sorrowful leaf

I feel so sorrowful and joyous sometimes,
sometimes i want to kill my penis and die,
the leaf is so icy and sad,
the rivers sound like satan .

I feel so sorrowful and joyous ,
nobody understands my bluish , prickly pain ,
I want to run and stab in the rain
the leaf reminds me of feeling joyous , the rivers mock my terror ,

sometimes i want to kill my penis and die,
underneath the icy , hot sky

[lovelaureng]

13. love weed

I feel so love and frightful sometimes,
sometimes i want to kicking my butt and die,
the weed is so prickly and sad,
the grasses sound like poltergeist .

I feel so love and frightful ,
nobody understands my wet , smooth pain ,
I want to running and spanking in the rain
the weed reminds me of feeling frightful , the grasses mock my heart ,

sometimes i want to kicking my butt and die,
underneath the prickly , quickly sky

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[raccoon]

17. I filled in all that, clicked, and nothing happened! nt

[Bertha Venation]

24. are you blocking pop-ups?

the result comes in a pop-up

[raccoon]

26. That's probably it. I'm at work, where they block pop-ups and lots of other stuff. nt

[backtoblue]

18. this is really bad

my bad poem:
heartbroken rock

I feel so heartbroken and miserable sometimes,
sometimes i want to beat my nose and die,
the rock is so hairy and sad,
the clouds sound like fairies .

I feel so heartbroken and miserable ,
nobody understands my gleaming , smelly pain ,
I want to run and fall in the rain
the rock reminds me of feeling misery , the clouds mock my hurt ,

sometimes i want to beat my nose and die,
underneath the hairy , black sky


make your own bad poem @ <a href=http://mewing.net>mewing.net</a>

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

19. Mmmmmm. That explains a LOT of things.

Fascinating.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

21. LOVES IT

my bad poem:
irate ocean

I feel so irate and angry sometimes,
sometimes i want to smack my head and die,
the ocean is so tumultous and sad,
the seas sound like shiva .

I feel so irate and angry ,
nobody understands my daft , wicked pain ,
I want to speak and run in the rain
the ocean reminds me of feeling angry , the seas mock my joy ,

sometimes i want to smack my head and die,
underneath the tumultous , intense sky

[Bertha Venation]

22. angry leaf

http://mewing.net/badpoem.shtml

anger leaf

I feel so angry and afraid sometimes,
sometimes I want to stab my toe and die,
the leaf is so happy and sad,
the worms sound like Flying Spaghetti Monsters.

I feel so angry and afraid,
nobody understands my soft, loud pain,
I want to speak and to write in the rain
the leaf reminds me of feeling afraid, the worms mock my sadness,

sometimes I want to stab my toe and die,
underneath the happy, aggressive sky

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

25. Mine:

"Anxious Platypus"

I feel so anxious and annoyed sometimes,
sometimes i want to eviscerate my hypothalamus and die,
the platypus is so fascinating and sad,
the flatworms sound like orcs.

I feel so anxious and annoyed,
nobody understands my punctual, colorful pain,
I want to walk and erase in the rain
the platypus reminds me of feeling annoyed, the flatworms mock my puzzlement,

sometimes i want to eviscerate my hypothalamus and die,
underneath the fascinating, heavy sky

[ChickMagic]

27. LOL! Here's mine...

my bad poem:
afraid fern

I feel so afraid and miserable sometimes,
sometimes i want to kill my intestines and die,
the fern is so pretty and sad,
the lilies sound like Zeus .

I feel so afraid and miserable ,
nobody understands my glorified , trustworthy pain ,
I want to run and eat in the rain
the fern reminds me of feeling miserable , the lilies mock my eye ,

sometimes i want to kill my intestines and die,
underneath the pretty , kindly sky

[dana_b]

28. LOL thank you for the laugh!

here is your bad poem. you can paste this in your livejournal, blog, or whatever:


my bad poem:
despondent fauna

I feel so despondent and dismal sometimes,
sometimes i want to lacerate my pancreas and die,
the fauna is so luminescent and sad,
the protei sound like phantasms .

I feel so despondent and dismal ,
nobody understands my measly , putrid pain ,
I want to fornicate and dismantle in the rain
the fauna reminds me of feeling dismal , the protei mock my bellow ,

sometimes i want to lacerate my pancreas and die,
underneath the luminescent , arrogant sky


make your own bad poem @ <a href=http://mewing.net>mewing.net</a>

[Heidi]

29. As luck would have it, my poetry is bad enough that I don't need online assistance.

As long as I have CMW's antics to inspire me, I'm good to go. :rofl:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=8881114