Roger Waters, "The Pros and Cons of Hitch Hiking". I bought it brand new upon release in 1984, before the censors got to the cover (as seen here after the damage):
Oh no! Think of the children!
It's for the Floyd hardcores only (like myself). Eric Clapton, the guitarist on the entire album, plays his best licks of the 80's on "4:41 AM (Sexual Revolution)", since his solo career was a Phil Collinsized mess by then. "5:01 AM (The Pros and Cons of Hitch Hiking)" received a fair amount of rotation on the radio and MTV, but really, I preferred David Gilmour's second solo effort from that year, "About Face".
Three sidebars about this album. Waters had written it at the same time as "The Wall" (there are even a few measures in a song or two that are right out of that album), and gave the other members of Floyd a choice of which one to do. They felt "Hitch Hiking" was too personal - it was based on Waters' own dreams - and chose to do "The Wall" instead.
The second: Back in 1983, Waters played the demos of the basic tracks for ZZ Top's Billy Gibbons and offered him the guitar slot. Gibbons liked it, and said it sounded like "Pink Floyd on Mars", but declined, since his band was flush with success from "Eliminator" and had quite a big tour planned. So Clapton got the gig, and even joined Waters on a very brief tour in support of the album.
The third was that drummer Andy Newmark, who had played drums for John Lennon and Yoko Ono on "Double Fantasy", offered his own dream for the title track.
5:01 AM (The Pros And Cons Of Hitch Hiking)
An angel on a Harley
Pulls across to greet a fellow rolling stone
Puts his bike up on it's stand
Leans back and then extends
A scarred and greasy hand...he said
Hells Angel: "How ya doin bro?...where ya been?...where ya goin?"
Then he takes your hand
In some strange Californian handshake
And breaks the bone
Angels Moll: "Have a nice day"
A housewife from Encino
Whose husbend's on the golf course
With his book of rules
Breaks and makes a 'U' and idles back
To take a second look at you
You flex you rod
Fish takes the hook
Sweet vodka and tobacco in her breath
Another number in your little black book
These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking
Oh babe, I must be dreaming
I'm standing on the leading edge
The Eastern seaboard spread before my eyes
"Jump" says Yoko "Oh No!
I'm too scared and too good looking" I cried
"Go on",she says
"Why don't you give it a try?
Why prolong the agony all men must die"
Do you remember Dick Tracy?
Do you remember Shane?
Joey :"And mother wants you"
Could you see him selling tickets
Where the buzzard circles over
Joey :"Shane"
The body on the plain
Did you understand the music Yoko
Or was it all in vain?
Joey :"Shane"
The bitch said something mystical "Herro"
So I stepped back on the curb again
These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking
Oh babe, I must be dreaming again
These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking
(Jack Palance even guested on this piece, as the Hells Angel biker - hence the "Shane" reference)
It's cool to dig these albums out once in awhile. It's not bad - but I do wish Gibbons was able to do it. Might have been more interesting.