Next time you hammer your thumb, go ahead and swear your guts out.

[baldguy]

Why the #$%! Do We Swear? For Pain Relief: Dropping the F-bomb or other expletives may not only be an expression of agony, but also a means to alleviate it.
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=why-do-we-swear

[bigwillq]

1. It makes me feel better.

And not think so much about the pain.

I agree. :thumbsup:

[Forkboy]

2. I don't need to do much to make me swear.

Waking up usually suffices. :)

[liberaltrucker]

3. What the hell is this fucking shit???

Goshdarn it, I DO feel better!!

:wtf:

[lildreamer316]

4. I knew that already.

Actually saying OW or whatever always helps me feel better. In extreme headache situations, even moaning has helped me literally feel better.
Strange but, apparently possibly true!

[Strong Atheist]

5. Recommended,

dammit! x(