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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 10:51 PM
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I have decided that next year when I turn 33 I am going to boink a goat.
Lies! Lies!

Yea, right...

:crazy:
:yoiks:

PS: I couldn't stop myself.. I have very little self control!

:yoiks:
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 10:59 PM
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1. Trust me, it's overrated.
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MajorChode Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-11-09 12:03 AM
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5. Especially if a mule is available
Or so Neal Horsley(R) says.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 11:01 PM
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2. Will it be a pretty goat? What about her eyes? Will she have nice eyes?
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MajorChode Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-11-09 12:01 AM
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3. Be sure and face it towards a cliff so it continually tries to back up
So I've heard anyway.
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-11-09 12:03 AM
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4. Now that is the kind of tips I need!
Edited on Sat Jul-11-09 12:03 AM by Inchworm
:rofl:

EDIT: Misspelled rofl
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-11-09 12:06 AM
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6. Dammit, beat me to it
Q: Why do farmers bang goats on the edge of cliffs?
A: So the goats will push back.
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-11-09 12:08 AM
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7. Male or female goat.
:eyes:

The males can be really mean.
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-11-09 12:37 AM
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8. Heavy Petting Zoo
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-11-09 12:39 AM
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9. I was just helping this sheep over the wall.
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