DU True Story Ignore Poem updated for modernity.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

I lost an argument
With you today
I'm putting you on Ignore

"I wish you'd answer
My questions," you say
I'm putting you on Ignore

I moved back my goal posts
My strawman went long
I'm putting you on Ignore

Your facts are stupid
Your opinion is wrong
I'm putting you on Ignore

You won't let me win
Your logic's absurd
I'm putting you on Ignore

You misplaced that comma
You misspelt that word
I'm putting you on Ignore

You should be on Fox News
You'd fit right in
I'm putting you on Ignore

Shut up! Shut up!
Shut up! Shut up!
I'm putting you on Ignore

You always resort to
Ad hominem attacks
I'm putting you on Ignore

You stinky ugly
Dumb poopyhead hack
I'm putting you on Ignore

I asked your opinion
But it wasn't like mine
I'm putting you on Ignore

I don't care for yours
I'd rather just whine
I'm putting you on Ignore

You unrecced my thread
And silenced dissent
I'm putting you on Ignore

Censors are bad
in any event
I'm putting you on Ignore

You debunked my rave
You derailed my rant
Say sorry, I mustn't
Continue, I can't
I just wish you weren't
So ignorant
I'm putting you on Ignore

[Forkboy]

1. "My strawman went long"

:rofl:

Bravo! Bravo!

[ccharles000]

2. wonderful