If you have $5, and Chuck Norris has $5.....

arbusto_baboso

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Fri Jul-10-09 02:42 PM
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If you have $5, and Chuck Norris has $5.....

Chuck Norris has WAY more money than you. :wow:

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deucemagnet

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Fri Jul-10-09 02:49 PM
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1. If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5,

then I have $10, cuz I'm not afraid of that punk!

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theNotoriousP.I.G.

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Fri Jul-10-09 03:37 PM
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2. If I have $ five dollars and Chuck Norris has $5 dollars

I'll give him my $5 dollars to fuck off and die and go get a new wig, or chicklets, or whatever the fuck the old freak needs. I'd gladly be poor for Chuck Fucking Norris if it means he gets the hell out of dodge. :evilgrin:

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