Have you ever been on COPS?

[Renew Deal]

The TV show.



Funniest COPS line ever: Do you have any guns, hand grenades, scud missles?

[Syrinx]

1. I'm from Alabama

Of course I have! :P

[leftofthedial]

2. i was the overweight

drunk minority guy wearing the wife beater T-shirt.

You could only see my back though because I was face down on the ground being cuffed, while the white cop talked about how stupid I am.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

3. I'm the guy in the "wifebeater" tank top sitting in the gutter

in a pile of broken beer bottle glass covered in blood, confused...

[elperromagico]

4. No, but my old GI Joe action figure was on CLOPS

"Damn Power Rangers, comin' to this country, takin' work from a vet'ran!"

[gyopsy]

5. No but I'd like to be

I think it would be ultra-hip to be on the show as a criminal. Of course, knowing me I'd probably mess it all up and start crying or something. :(

6. And if so, were you wearing a shirt?

I think that may be one one of those defining moments in one's life where the term "abject failure" or "complete loser" become etched onto your forehead