For entertainment this evening, I think I'll deconstruct my entire life.

[arcadian]

Pinpoint my short comings, endure hours of mental anguish and suffering thinking about all the mistakes I've made and those I have wronged. Then maybe I'll go out and shoot some pool.

[flying rabbit]

1. Good luck with that.

I would do the pool thing first. Then maybe join a Buddhist monastery to get over the guilt trip. And pizza, I would definitely get a pizza.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

2. I did that earlier,

while I was emptying the dishwasher. The only conclusion I came to was that I really need a housekeeper, the kind of person who would empty the dishwasher.

Otherwise, I can't remember much, so I'm cool........................