Sign of the End Times? Prostitute accepts Fritos as Payment

[steven johnson]

You know the economy is bad when working girls will work for food.

http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/article.aspx?subjectid=298&articleid=20090623_298_0_OKLAHO29313

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. What would she do for a Klondike bar?

[Moondog]

2. It fairly boggles the mind.

[SoxFan]

4. DUzy! DUzy!

[guitar man]

7. +1

lock the thread, we'll get no better response that this one!! :rofl: :thumbsup:

[no name no slogan]

3. WILL FUCK FOR FRITOS

Apparently this was on her sign. Or so I've heard.

[flvegan]

5. He was allegedly a Frito LAY employee.

Ah, the jokes just write themselves.

[arbusto_baboso]

6. To be fair, this WAS in Oklahoma.

And as they say, meth is a terrible drug.

[Forkboy]

8. I can picture it all now....

...a sweaty guy in bed, sheet over his now flaccid todger, big belly huffing and puffing.

"So, uh, wow, that was really great."

Prostitute, already dressed.

"Yeah thanks. It was so big." Laughs to herself. "That'll be $100."

"Yeah, about that," he says. "Look, I haven't made it to an ATM yet today, and all I got on me is a $20. I meant to stop after picking you up, but your baloney perfume was mesmerizing. Will you take some Fritos?"

"Did you really like my perfume? And they're not the chili-cheese ones are they? They make me break out."

"No no, they're just the regular ole corn flavor."

"Well, if they're corn flavor, I guess...."

"Great! So, same time next week?"

[Fleshdancer]

9. That is literally fucking sad

:(

Just give her the damn chips and move on.

[LostInAnomie]

10. Gawd! Prostitutes are gross enough as is...

... Imagine adding Fritos breath to that mix.

[rug]

11. They should have arrested the guy with an orange ring on his pecker.

[CreekDog]

12. Sign of a bad prostitute

though that begs the question, "what's a good prostitute?" :shrug:

[Deja Q]

13. WILL FUCK FRITOS FOR A LAY*

* you bring the fritos

[Kali]

14. so she gets a $1000 plus fine and her picture in the paper

what punishment did the frito guy get?

[siligut]

17. This is SOP, has been ever since I can remember…

Unless the john is a celebrity of some sort, of course.

[mockmonkey]

15. What no DIp? n/t

[AwakeAtLast]

16. Chester Cheetah is hoping for a cut next time

:D

[Vidar]

18. Great cumback.

[JVS]

19. The article says container of fritos. I hope that means crate, pallet, or truckload and not bag.

prostituting for a bag of fritos would be sad indeed

[Orrex]

22. Could be one of those waxed cardboard cylinders

Ideal for when some john needs his cylinder waxed.

[Generic Brad]

20. "All that and a bag of chips"

I finally know what that means!

[Orrex]

21. It's amazing what people will do when the chips are down