Bands that cranked the Suck to 11

[Symarip]

Or

Why Punk Rock happened.

[LynneSin]

1. You should have posted these guys instead!

[Symarip]

2. I'll rename the thread then

[Symarip]

6. You're chronologically incorrect

Dum dum.

[jobycom]

3. Rush. The Beatles. Eric Clapton. Led Zepplin. Oingo Boingo. Van Halen.

Every band sucked for somebody, and if they sold a record, they made somebody happy.

Why the hate? Why is everything about what people hate? All you need is love. Love lifts us up where we belong. In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. Love is like oxygen. You gotta love somebody. I love you, man!

[LynneSin]

4. Did I stumble into a Moulin Rouge thread

:shrug:

[jobycom]

8. Nah.

It just served as a memory aid. :)

[Symarip]

5. Stop interjecting reason into my snarky threads

[jobycom]

7. Reason?

:rofl: I was trying to be this guy.

[Symarip]

9. Eat it, Hippy

There's a reason you pease love and granola types haven't taken over shit.

[jobycom]

10. I've taken over your thread, you silly english kaniggat.

[LynneSin]

11. WTF is that

:shrug:

[Symarip]

12. While you were listening to Bread and smoking your dope weed

Others were watching Monty Python... And not feeling ANYONE up at the school dance.

[LynneSin]

13. Well I never listen to Bread, I've never smoked dope

and getting felt up at a school dance was normal.

[jobycom]

15. Some of us skipped the dope and managed to watch Python AND feel up dates at the school dance.

[jobycom]

16. You're kidding, right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa0cz2V_VqU

[Mudoria]

14. Metallica

[old mark]

21. But wait - Metallica is STILL SUCKING after all these years.

Seem to be getting worse as they go along....



mark

[vadawg]

17. Bros, may as well lock this thread, no one is as bad as Bros

[ceile]

23. But they were so cute!

I had such a crush on them. :yoiks:

[hfojvt]

18. so punk rock cranked the suck up to googolteen

because they weren't satisfied with just 11?

[Initech]

19. The trifecta of suck: Nickelback, Creed, and Limp Bizkit

[mikeytherat]

20. If those bands formed an equilateral triangle, which side would be the weakest?

Tough call.

mikey_the_rat

[Dr. Strange]

22. The inside.

[Initech]

24. That triangle would collapse under its own weight.

[LeftOfSelf-Centered]

26. I think if you combine that much suck

you create a singularity.

[Initech]

28. No, you create a black hole in the center of the universe of suck.

[woofless]

25. Bon Jovi has topped my suckage list for decades.

I refuse to listen to Mellencamp as well.

[mockmonkey]

27. You're just pissed

because the guy she mentions in the Diary isn't you. :rofl:

[Deep13]

29. It would be easier to list bands that did not suck.

Most of them invariably do.