Did I make a mistake buying a 1 story, 30 bedroom house?

[charlie and algernon]

It's starting to take up an entire weekend dusting that place. Not to mention I can NEVER find the cat!

[scheming daemons]

1. I'm thinking that that's called a "motel"

[old mark]

2. ....but you have your own zip code!!!!! nt

[jobycom]

3. You can make some money renting it out to government officials

as an undisclosed hiding place.

[charlie and algernon]

4. hmm, pehaps I can call it the Deep Throat Inn

:rofl:

[XemaSab]

6. With that name

you can rent it out to "filmmakers" too. :P

[jobycom]

15. You would be the most popular house in town!

Even when the gov people weren't there. Of course, you'd have to build a privacy wall for the parking lot.

[charlie and algernon]

16. well that's easy, just build an underground parking lot

with the entrance and exit 5 blocks away.

[jobycom]

18. That's right, you're not from Texas.

Or Missisippi. Underground stuff has to stay above ground in many places.

[XemaSab]

5. Convert to fundamentalist Mormonism

Marry about 10 women. Have 80 kids.

Make them dust it. :)

[charlie and algernon]

7. So my options are fornicating with 10 women

or paying people to film people fornicating?

[arbusto_baboso]

8. These are problems you WANNA have.

[charlie and algernon]

9. hey, never said it was a problem

:P

[siligut]

10. But you would have to be a fundamentalist Mormon!

I say that would be a problem for any lefty.

[arbusto_baboso]

11. Even mainstream mormonism ain't too lefty friendly.

[siligut]

21. Utah in its entire history has never voted for the Democratic presidential candidate!

Though we do have a few Mormons on this board, and they seem to be alright, but I doubt they live in Utah.

[arbusto_baboso]

25. True, the mo-church control isn't as tight outside of the Jell-o Curtain.

[charlie and algernon]

13. see, you always gotta be Mr. Buzz Killington

i can't marry the 10 women and then convert them to something else?

[siligut]

19. The leader of the clan would take them and your children away from you if you tried to convert them.

I’m always Buzz killington? Shit! I am just realistic when it comes to fundie Mormons. Looking out for you is what I call it. Chances are, they would convert you and take your immortal soul.

[charlie and algernon]

22. If I had 10 women and 80 kids, would I be the leader of that clan?

I thought it was the leaders that had the big harems.

[siligut]

24. The more important you are, the bigger the harem.

I actually know an old biker who bought an old motel and tried to turn it into a brothel with privileges. He wasn’t a Mormon, but nor was he successful.

[Initech]

12. Are you starting a cult and need a compound to host your followers?

[charlie and algernon]

14. you wanna join?

If you are, please bring the kool-aid.

[Initech]

17. I got plenty of it!

[charlie and algernon]

20. sweet

then can you also run by the local hardware store to pick up the, uh, "purifying agents?"

[Initech]

23. Jonestown Massacre 2: Electric Boogaloo