I'm opening up the bar. Place your orders.

[Gormy Cuss]

I think we call all use some refreshment this evening. Post the name of your poison and a photo of it, if you can!

[taterguy]

1. Freedom

[Gormy Cuss]

3. I have a photo of that, but it requires a warning label

because under that kilt is Mel Gibson.

[mainegreen]

2. I'd like a fat ass in a glass please.

:D

[Gormy Cuss]

5. All asses look fat in glasses.

:D

[Ptah]

4. chilled, please

[Gormy Cuss]

8. It may take some time

to chip it out of the block...

[Swede]

6. Tall cool glass of beer.

Surprise me.

[Gormy Cuss]

7. A good summer beer.

Pilsner Urquell

[Swede]

9. AAAhhhhhh......

:toast:
:beer:

[Danger Mouse]

10. Give me something hard.

:hi:

[lightningandsnow]

11. That's what she said.

[Gormy Cuss]

13. I'm thinking Irish....

[Danger Mouse]

18. You're thinking right.

:9
Thank ye.

[Forkboy]

12. A White Russian, please.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qj2X4zsPSgY/SYHS9R5MVQI/AAAAAAAAAS8/rTqH8mlXMTU/s320/white+russian.jpg

And what's funny is that when I did a search for that, more pictures of this came up than of the drink...



If you can serve that we can skip the drink. ;)

[Gormy Cuss]

16. ..

:spray:

[Initech]

14. Woodford Reserve on the rocks please.

[Gormy Cuss]

19. Here's a generous pour..

[Initech]

59. *chugs the whole bottle like Bluto from Animal House*

[mainegreen]

15. I need another drink. Can I have something fruity, yet strong?

[Gormy Cuss]

17. I'll take you back to my early drinking days favorite...

A Singapore Sling.

[mainegreen]

21. bookmarking.

That looks yummy.


I will attempt to order that some day.

[bigwillq]

20. Heineken Light, please!

:beer:

[Gormy Cuss]

22. We're having a two-for-one special on those.

Bottoms up!

[bigwillq]

23. Sweet!

:bounce: :beer:

[newcriminal]

24. Why do my two favorite drinks also make me horny?

Sex on the Beach and buttery nipple.

[Gormy Cuss]

25. Go to your room

Or your bunk as it were. Take these with you. The Margarita's for later.

[tigereye]

26. How about some sangria?

[Gormy Cuss]

29. Coming right up...

[tigereye]

35. ah, thanks!

[BurtWorm]

27. I'm really in the mood for a bottle of Radegast or some other Czech Pilsner

and I'll have some olives with that. Thanks.

[Gormy Cuss]

33. Er...

I think we're out of Radegast.
Have some Urquell.

We have olives though.

[BurtWorm]

69. That will do very nicely.

:beer:

[lightningandsnow]

28. I'd like a mojito, please!

[Gormy Cuss]

30. Let's see some ID first.

Oh, never mind.

[BarenakedLady]

31. Glass of Shiraz please.

[BarenakedLady]

37. Ok, I guess not

How about a Long Island Iced Tea?

[Inchworm]

39. I have a beer for ya

:hug:



:*

[Gormy Cuss]

42. Sorry BNL -- you had the Shiraz covered.

Have a nice soothing iced tea on the house.*




* I was on dinner break and missed your post...sorry!

[havocmom]

32. Vodka tonic for me

Polish vodka will do nicely.

[Gormy Cuss]

34. One Polish vodka and tonic, coming right up.

[UrbScotty]

36. Sam Adams Cherry Wheat :-)

[Gormy Cuss]

38. A fine choice.

[OmahaBlueDog]

40. Double Johnny Walker Black Scotch Mist

[Gormy Cuss]

43. Aye, you've stumped me.

Here's the Johnnie Walker Black. What makes it a Scotch Mist?

[OmahaBlueDog]

46. Sorry, I should have explained...it's remarkably simple

A "Scotch Mist" is scotch on the rocks, except you pour over crushed ice instead of cubes.

I'd never heard the term until I went to bartending school -- another skill I've never really used in the marketplace

[Flaxbee]

41. Margarita on the rocks. Lots of salt, please

Thanks!

[Gormy Cuss]

44. Here ya go..

[rrneck]

45. Cool here this evening.

Mexican Prairie Fire
½ to 1 part Tabasco sauce
1 part Tequila or Mescal

Couldn't find a pic, sorry.

[Gormy Cuss]

47. That sounds like a lovely drink for a cool evening.

We can illustrate the components:


and

[rrneck]

66. Ha! Hadn't thought of that. Thanks. nt

[Gormy Cuss]

48. Closing time.

Off to make myself a drink.

[Aristus]

49. Whiskey sour, please. Single malt, if you've got it.

[Gormy Cuss]

50. A fine drink. Coming right up.

:toast:

[Aristus]

51. Thanks! Here's how:

:beer: :9

[flvegan]

52. Amstel Light please.

[Gormy Cuss]

53. Psst. It's past closing but I'll slip you one through the back door.

This should hold you over until the packy opens.

[flvegan]

54. Thanks. It's been a long shitty couple of days and I can use it.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

55. Tonight, it's fairly innocuous.........

Michelob Light Pomegranate and Raspberry ............

[Gormy Cuss]

61. That sounds like a great beer for a lazy summer day.

That's about the only time that I drink fruit beers.

[Starry Messenger]

56. Mmm. Zinfandel.

I looked for a picture but the ones on the first page were as big as the actual bottle. :D

[Gormy Cuss]

60. Have some local vino

The one on the left -- it's even an old vine zin:

[Starry Messenger]

62. Excellent.

[Haole Girl]

57. Another Wailua please?

[Gormy Cuss]

63. With geckos!

Mmmm.

[Haole Girl]

65. I'm sure they taste like chicken

;-)

[crimsonblue]

58. whiskey sour, double.

[Gormy Cuss]

64. Okay.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

67. Pint of Spotted Cow please

in a frosty mug... yummmmmmmmmmmmmmy

[Gormy Cuss]

68. Paddy me lad... would this be the one you had in mind?

[sasquatch]

70. Whatever it is that is that is pouring out of that wooden keg looks delicious and I WANT ONE!!!

:9

[Gormy Cuss]

72. It's German smoked beer.

Drink up.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schlenkerla

[old mark]

71. Just tea, please - I never touch alcohol.......nt

[Gormy Cuss]

73. A cuppa yer poison...

[old mark]

74. Thanks - I'll have one right now.......nt

[Evoman]

75. Black Russian for me, thanks.