Police: Man attacked in Okla. for bologna sandwich

Orrex

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Fri Jun-19-09 03:40 PM
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Police: Man attacked in Okla. for bologna sandwich

OKLAHOMA CITY — A man in Oklahoma City said he was attacked for his bologna and cheese sandwich. Police say 24-year-old Roger Hamilton told them he was sitting on a bus station bench Wednesday, about to put mayonnaise on his sandwich, when another man began staring at him.

Hamilton told police that the man then punched him in the mouth and grabbed his sandwich and left.

Police said Hamilton has a swollen lip and his face was covered in blood. The police report listed the value of the sandwich at 76 cents.

Police have not found the attacker.

When bologna sandwiches are outlawed...

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suninvited

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Fri Jun-19-09 03:42 PM
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1. You just can't make that shit up !

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mainegreen

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Fri Jun-19-09 03:43 PM
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2. Oh bologna.

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mainegreen

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Fri Jun-19-09 03:44 PM
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3. Speaking of bologna, I can't read the word as I say it. In my head I read 'bolog-na'

Not 'baloni'.

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Orrex

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Fri Jun-19-09 03:45 PM
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4. I hear you

It made me cringe to copy and paste it that way, but I had to be true to my source.

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redqueen

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Fri Jun-19-09 05:25 PM
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6. If 'mozarella' is pronounced 'mootzarell', then anything goes AFAIC. (nt)

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surrealAmerican

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Fri Jun-19-09 05:23 PM
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5. Perhaps mustard would have been a better choice.

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Orrex

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Fri Jun-19-09 06:26 PM
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10. Either way, no one likes to be stared at while dressing

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TK421

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Fri Jun-19-09 05:30 PM
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7. Aww...bologna!!! He has obviousty never had Dietz and Watson Vealoaf!!!

btw...that is a copy image of veal loaf...not from Dietz and Watson, but I'm sure my fellow NE'sters can understand that

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TK421

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Fri Jun-19-09 05:31 PM
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8. Aww...bologna!!! He has obviously never had Dietz and Watson Vealoaf!!!

Edited on Fri Jun-19-09 05:31 PM by TK421

btw...that is a copy image of veal loaf...not from Dietz and Watson, but I'm sure my fellow NE'sters can understand that

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arbusto_baboso

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Fri Jun-19-09 05:42 PM
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9. How senseless. Had it been a BLT I could see why it would happen....

I mean, I'd do anything for bacon, even take someone else's sammich. I can't be the only one.

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triguy46

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Fri Jun-19-09 08:44 PM
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11. Hell, it was because he was ruining perfectly good bologna with mayo.

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