Some dillhole at work refuses to use the microwave

[Symarip]

I don't really care if you feel like being a complete neanderthal by refusing to reheat your food by using a microwave. But for the love of Heyzeus, stop telling people it's 'dangerous'. It's not. It's a self contained radio transmitter. Nothing more, nothing less.

[TZ]

1. heh.

One of those people. Tell him that the microwave will make him sterile...Then he'll never bother you in the lunchroom again...:evilgrin:

[Symarip]

3. We don't have one of those

Instead we have a break cube. Conveniently located directly across from the Symarip Cube of Love.

[TZ]

6. .

"Symarip Cube of Love" LOL. I guess that would make mine the TZ cube of naughty thoughts and evil deeds...;)

[flvegan]

2. Untrue. Microwaving your food can be very dangerous.

That is, IF you happen to be in the bathtub and said operating microwave fell in with you.

[Symarip]

5. You know

I used to work on mwo's and I'll tell you this, there are so many required safety features on them, I wouldn't doubt the opposite were true if you dropped it in water.

[Dogtown]

8. You're minimizing, flvegan

When will the scorched-tongue denial stop?

[dorkulon]

10. Will the Hot Pocket scaldings never cease?

:cry:

[Midlodemocrat]

11. Or if the latch is broken and you stick your head into it while heating something up.

[flvegan]

12. Sounds like a Midlo BTDT moment.

[Midlodemocrat]

15. HAHAHAHA

:eyes:

[Symarip]

16. if that latch is broken

It won't work. You would have to mickey mouse the shit out of the circuitry in order pull something like that off.

[petronius]

13. Or in the very real possibility where you accidentally cut a hole in the door

and then accidentally stick your junk in there and then accidentally turn it on. It could happen... accidentally.

[Deep13]

4. It's nookular! nt

[CreekDog]

7. What about Radar ranges? Are they dangerous too?

:scared:

[dorkulon]

9. You're obvious a fool who's been hoodwinked by Big Micro propaganda

:tinfoilhat:

[AlCzervik]

14. you should tell him that constantly telling people the same thing causes the teller

instant brain irreversible brain damage.