Blessed are the pizza makers

[Xipe Totec]

for they deliver heaven in 30 minutes, or it's free.

[elshiva]

1. What do you want on your tombstone?

[Xipe Totec]

2. He died with a full belly n/t

[elshiva]

9. Great. What was on the pizza?

[Xipe Totec]

10. Melanzana

From Bertucci's

PS: Double order of melanzana (eggplant)

[AlCzervik]

26. i used to love the Sporkie from there. The pizza sucks and blows here in California.

[madinmaryland]

12. Nice post, Walt Starr! RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!

:hi:

[Xipe Totec]

13. I do miss the big guy

I wish he hadn't flipped out on us.

Oh well...

:hi:

[elshiva]

17. What do you want of your pizza?

:hi:
I like pepperoni:

[NJmaverick]

3. Pizza= Nature's perfect food

:beer:

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

5. Bah. It's just a gastric cushion

for the beer to land on.

Beer = Nature's perfect food.

:hi:


eddited for spleling

[NJmaverick]

7. I stand corrected

:toast:

[bicentennial_baby]

4. Which place?

Quincy is woefully bereft of decent pizza, which is why I make my own.

[Bassic]

6. You should think of opening up your own joint.

You'd probably make loads of cash if yours is the only decent pizza around. :D

[bicentennial_baby]

28. Whoa! You!

:bounce:

:hi:

[Bassic]

34. How's it going?

:hi:

[Xipe Totec]

8. Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally;

I was refering to any manufacturers of flat bread products.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

11. From Pizza Hut in Japan:

Entire pizza: 5,164 calories and 10,752 MG sodium.

Apparently, this pizza / burger / hot-dog mutant is currently available at Pizza Huts all over Japan. At 646 calories per slice, this thing is bound to give you seizures and make your cholesterol level skyrocket.



http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2007/07/27/pizza-huts-double-roll-pie-is-the-ultimate-geek-food/

[Xipe Totec]

14. Please tell me those are just suasages on the rim...

:scared:

[Amerigo Vespucci]

16. Looks like crumbled bulk sausage on the pizza, and...

...pigs in blankets with what looks like cheese and pepperoni on the outside crust.

:rofl:

[Xipe Totec]

18. I guess it's Beijing and not Tokyo that has dog penises on the menu

Hew!

[Amerigo Vespucci]

25. No, unless that's the Chihuahua special...

:spray:

[Xipe Totec]

27. Those must be pretty hefty Chihuahuas...

[Amerigo Vespucci]

29. Please tell me that's not a goblet full of dog honkers. PLEASE.

The woman in the photo has a "You could be NEXT" look on her face. I'm gonna go to my Michelin guide and draw a line through THAT restaurant's listing.

[Xipe Totec]

30. No, sadly, those are doggie scholngs.

A "delicacy" in Beijing...

[Amerigo Vespucci]

31. I can imagine the shopping malls in Beijing...

...young Chinese hostesses in Hickory Farms outfits with platters full of doggie members asking each passer-by "Dick? Dick? Dick? Dick?"

I'll bet they get minimum wage. When their friends ask them what they do for a living they must make something up, because who would actually admit to handing out free dog penis samples for minimum wage in a shopping mall?

I'm probably analyzing this W-A-Y too much, though.

:rofl:

[Xipe Totec]

32. No, I think you're on the right track

dog track as it were...

The "thing" is, the schlong is not the only edible part...

just the one that creeps us out the most...

[Amerigo Vespucci]

33. And then there's lamb fries...

...mmmm. Fried lamb. Sounds tasty! Huh? They're WHAT? From WHERE?



:rofl:

[namahage]

24. Too bad they stopped making it back in September 2007.

Here's what that monstrosity was:

One half is the Hamburger Pizza (which they say kids would like):

Toppings: Hamburgers, edamame soybeans, corn, red bell peppers, and tomato sauce.
Crust: Stuffed with bacon and sausage. Comes with fruity ketchup, which you can put on the crust to increase its tastiness.

The other half is the "Pizza Hut Gourmet Pizza" with 11 toppings:

Toppings: Italian sausage, ham, bacon, bacon bits, sliced tomatoes, mushrooms, onions, bell peppers, garlic chips, basil, black pepper (and tomato sauce).
Crust: Cheddar, mozzarella, and parmesan cheese. Comes with honey maple syrup, which--you guessed it--you're supposed to put on the crust to "increase its tastiness."

[auntAgonist]

15. waiting for my Jets Pizza to arrive.

:)

[Xipe Totec]

19. Describe!

at least the ingedients!

[seemunkee]

20. I made 3 pizzas for dinner

Does that mean I am thrice blessed?

[Xipe Totec]

21. Yes, yess, YESSS!

:hi:

[seemunkee]

22. Do you need a cigarette aftet that

made me feel satisfied.

[Xipe Totec]

23. You'll have what I'm having?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-bsf2x-aeE