How will I get started on overthrowing capitalism?

[LuckyTheDog]

I told my wife that if I go an entire year without a full-time job (temp work and freelance projects don't count), then I am going to stop looking for a real job and devote myself to overthrowing the capitalist system.

Now, if I start a project, I certainly like to see it through and do it well. So... assuming I am called on to actually make good on this "threat," what is your best advice? How could I get started?

Keep in mind that I have no stomach for violence and no money to speak of.

[rug]

1. First, sign up with Twitter.

[rockymountaindem]

2. Buy a Che Guevarra t-shirt

That way you can identify all your subversive sympaticos and they can identify you.

[Tobin S.]

3. You'll need a copy of the Communist Manifesto

Also, grow a big, bushy beard and start smoking huge cigars.

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. You might try selling communist revolutions door-to-door

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zduKIF5Mo0k

[LuckyTheDog]

6. That's awesome (nt)

[quakerboy]

5. First you will need a viable alternative

If one were well meaning as well as revolutionary, you might try to find one that takes greed and the variability human nature into account.

[Deja Q]

7. Call this number

[phone]

http://www.fbi.gov/contactus.htm

Let them know you're serious.

Note: I wouldn't. But then, I'm not sure you're being serious in your OP either (this is the Lounge and not GD...)

[nuxvomica]

8. Become the CEO of a large national bank

That is the surest way to do it.

[SoxFan]

9. Coffee. Start by making a large pot of coffee.

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

10. Tune in, turn on and drop out?

Or did we already try that? :)