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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 10:54 AM
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Wash yourself with a rag on a stick with Comfort Wipe! Toilet paper is so 1880's
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 05:13 PM
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1. Obviously not many Simpsons fans here
Either that, or you're all afraid of the offense police


I KNOW SOMEONE WITH LIMITED MOBILITY!
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 05:25 PM
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2. Hey, get a grip.



:P
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 05:26 PM
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3. I'm already equipped.



:rofl:
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 05:28 PM
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4. 18" inch reach....Fits the contours of your body...
Um, I don't think that's what they think it is.
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 05:36 PM
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7. For 18" inch look at post #5.
Well at least that's what he says when he's bragging.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 05:36 PM
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9. Next is the compressed air tampon inserter
Extractor sold separately
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 05:41 PM
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10. Ooof!
That will end as well as the recent sex machine accident with the saw. x(
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 05:53 PM
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11. Thanks for that.
Edited on Fri Jun-12-09 05:53 PM by name not needed
The image of some 800 pound monstrosity inserting a tampon with a paintball gun was just what i needed :puke:
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 05:29 PM
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5. Oh dear god!
:rofl:

I'm someone who doesn't want to touch dirty toilet paper. It's disgusting.
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 05:34 PM
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6. Hi Mr 18" inch !
Look up someone is talking about you. :P
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Quantess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 05:36 PM
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8. Seriously....
I think it's for morbidly obese people. Not kidding.
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JBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 06:07 PM
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12. OMG, I can't stop laughing!
:rofl:

The non-large, non-elderly spokesmodel looks like that Miss California.
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marzipanni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 06:13 PM
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13. HA- Huge Q-Tip for your rear!
Edited on Fri Jun-12-09 06:14 PM by marzipanni
I like this video (and method) much better!
http://www.washlet.com/
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 07:49 PM
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14. NIce butt pictures.
Really.

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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 08:34 PM
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15. nope, not gonna do it. not gonna click on that link.
i'm still in therapy from 'tub girl'. x(
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 10:01 PM
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16. It's nothing like tubgirl
I promise, or lemonparty, or 2girlsonecup, or or or
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