Good morning, Midlo.

[Midlodemocrat]

You have 901 unread messages.

Yup. AND they're gonna stay that way because you assholes on my list-serv need to figure out how to argue about Lexis Nexis without copying the entire fucking list-serv.

Jacknuts.

[motely36]

1. hitting the wine early and talking to yourself now?

:crazy:

[CreekDog]

13. ahem. no wine

she's drinking for 5 now. :hide:

[flvegan]

2. They shouldn't be stressing you in your delicate condition.

[Midlodemocrat]

4. You're still gankable, FLazarus. Remember that.

[flvegan]

6. You can't gank me. I'm on the Greatest Page.

nyah.

[CreekDog]

14. you already ganked him

and now you're stuck with the uncontrollable craving for Pizza Rolls. :P

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. My dear Midlo!

Now, that's telling them!

:yourock:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. Ugh...I worked some place where everyone except for 2 people (including myself)

insisted on using reply all for EVERYTHING. And, if not everybody in the office was included in the original email, then by God, they were going to add them.

[mainegreen]

7. Lexis Nexis? Sounds nerdy. What is that?

Some sort of Star Trek reference?

[Midlodemocrat]

11. Lawyer and public record database and the bane of my existence.

[BeachBaby]

8. I thought it was the only way I could get your attention.

You've been ignoring me. :eyes:

[Midlodemocrat]

10. I've been BUSY, FREEP!!!!!

:rofl:

:smooch:

[TZ]

9. Why are you getting all those viagra spam emails

huh? :P

[Tommy_Carcetti]

12. Dude(ss). Sorry about that.

It's all the chain mail. "Forward to 10 people in the next 15 minutes or you'll have 10 years of bad luck." And the past ten years of my life having been shitty as they've been, no way do I want to repeat that.

You would have done the same thing if it was you. Trust me.

[Vidar]

15. I talk to myself with some frequency, but I don't post to myself.