Post a movie line that's instantly recognizable to anyone who's a movie fan.

[arbusto_baboso]

I'll start.

"I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on here."

[Kerrytravelers]

1. Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

[Xipe Totec]

153. Gone with the Wind

So what do we do?

Nothing. Strangely enough, it all turns out well.

How?

I don't know. It's a mystery.

[Graybeard]

335. Shakespeare In Love

[charlie and algernon]

2. Dr. Grant, My Dear Dr. Sadler, Welcome to Jurassic Park.

[Xipe Totec]

154. Your Ass Is Pork - AKA Jurassic Park.

So, this is it. We're going to die.

[LibDemAlways]

3. Leave the gun. Take the cannoli. n/t

[backscatter712]

4. I've got a bad feeling about this...

[Xipe Totec]

155. Star Wars

I'd rather kiss a Wookie!

[Deja Q]

184. Deep Throat

:hide:

[armyowalgreens]

272. Platoon?

[Moondog]

5. Plastics.

[Xipe Totec]

156. The Graduate

So, you're The One...

[BarenakedLady]

197. Also Valley Girl

:rofl:

[charlie and algernon]

6. What we got here is a failure to communicate

[Xipe Totec]

158. Cool Hand Luke

Bring us shrubbery!

[busybl]

232. holy grail

[Moondog]

7. I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

[Xipe Totec]

160. The Godfather

Does anyone else want to negotiate?

[Dogtown]

295. 5th Element

"The children of the night; what sweet music they make!"

[flvegan]

8. I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you?

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

[BarenakedLady]

195. Goodfellas?

I'm pretty sure it was Joe Pesci.

[HopeHoops]

9. "So you have to ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky?"

[chknltl]

209. I believe Mayor Clint Eastwood uttered those words

as Dirty Harry

[sarge43]

10. Open the pod bay doors, HAL. n/t

[Xipe Totec]

161. 2001 a Space Odyssey

Make it so!

[sarge43]

167. Yes. n/t

[Xipe Totec]

203. Your turn...

There was a quote following my answer...

:evilgrin:

[flvegan]

11. I'm not even supposed to BE here today.

Snoogins.

[Mad_Dem_X]

287. Clerks!

[greenbriar]

12. surprised? I couldn't be more surprised if I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet

Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

229. Christmas Vacation

[rug]

13. "You can't handle the truth."

The movied had something to do with Guantanamo and photos I think.

[sarge43]

168. A Few Good Men. n/t

[charlie and algernon]

14. It wasn't him, Charley, it was you.

Remember that night in the Garden you came down to my dressing room and you said, "Kid, this ain't your night. We're going for the price on Wilson." You remember that? "This ain't your night"! My night! I coulda taken Wilson apart! So what happens? He gets the title shot outdoors on the ballpark and what do I get? A one-way ticket to Palooka-ville! You was my brother, Charley, you shoulda looked out for me a little bit. You shoulda taken care of me just a little bit so I wouldn't have to take them dives for the short-end money.

Charlie: Oh I had some bets down for you. You saw some money.

Terry: You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you, Charley.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

258. Marlon Brando, On the Waterfront.

[greenbriar]

15. houston, we have a problem

Apollo 13

[TZ]

Snakes! Why does it have to be snakes!

:)

[DarkTirade]

137. Odd that our first intro to Indy's fear of snakes... involved snakes on a plane.

:P

[greenbriar]

16. show me the money

.

[LaurenG]

17. "you talkin to me, you talkin to me..." nt

[madeline_con]

369. Taxi Driver. I love De Niro. n/t

[greenbriar]

18. you had me at hello

LOVE that line

[BarenakedLady]

198. Same as "Show me the money"

Jerry Maguire

[Moondog]

19. Badges?

[Moondog]

21. It's good to be the king.

[Moondog]

75. Supposed to be its own item.

I still haven't figured this system out.

[busybl]

236. history of the world part one

[southpaw]

317. History of the World, Part 1

[Twillig]

25. Wow. One word, two movies!

You win.

[madeline_con]

370. Blazing Saddles. n/t

[Dr. Strange]

20. Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

[flvegan]

22. Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday

in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us... In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain...
...and an athlete...
...and a basket case...
...a princess...
...and a criminal...
Does that answer your question?... Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.

[ScreamingMeemie]

27. Oops. Weird. I just did one from that same movie.

It's my favorite quote ever.

[flvegan]

32. In the same minute. GMTA.

I loved everything Bender in that movie.

"Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place."

[ScreamingMeemie]

23. "Social. Demented and sad, but social."

[lost-in-nj]

24. We're gonna need a bigger boat

lost

[BarenakedLady]

202. Jaws

[NJmaverick]

374. yup!

:hi:

[flvegan]

26. The Dude abides.

[armyowalgreens]

269. The Big Lebowski.

Good shit indeed.

"NOBODY FUCKS WITH JESUS"

[Moondog]

28. It's twoo, it's twoo!

[charlie and algernon]

29. I've had it with these muthafucking snakes on this muthafucking plane!

[Rob H.]

30. "Get away from her, you BITCH!"

[Stuart G]

187. Aliens...Riply talking to the Mother Alien

[Rob H.]

31. "They're coming to get you, Barbara."

[BarenakedLady]

200. Night Of The Living Dead

[charlie and algernon]

33. Oh no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was beauty killed the beast.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

230. King Kong

I'm weird...I liked the newest version. :D

[ScreamingMeemie]

34. I'm not going to be ignored, Dan.

[Mad_Dem_X]

290. Fatal Attraction.

I've never seen the whole movie, but I know that line! :)

[LynneSin]

35. There *was* nothing wrong with it... until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown

became famous and started winning Grammys.

[BlueIris]

145. "...Great..." nt

[Blue-Jay]

36. "Well, so what? What's wrong with being sexy?"

[3.14158675309]

93. This one goes to 11.

[charlie and algernon]

37. I love the smell of napalm in the morning

[chknltl]

210. Apocalypse Now

[Moondog]

38. The stuff that dreams are made of.

[Stuart G]

189. Maltese Falcoln

[flvegan]

39. I hate Illinois nazis.

[petronius]

244. "It's 106 miles to Chicago,

we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."

"Hit it."

[keroro gunsou]

309. we're on a mission from god...

and

have you seen the light?
yes! YES! jesus h tapdancing christ i have seen the light!


are you with the police?
no ma'am, we're musicians.

[KansDem]

40. "Such impudence never came my way. Early this afternoon I gave you money... "

...while I was having my shoes polished I gave you MORE money... now you put the bite on me again. Do me a favor, will ya? Go occasionally to somebody else - it's beginning to get tiresome.

[Moondog]

41. We're on a mission from God.

[Moondog]

43. Louie, this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

[chknltl]

212. The Blues Brothers

[jobycom]

42. It's just a flesh wound.

[BarenakedLady]

204. Holy Grail

[bamacrat]

44. "Mine's the one that says Bad Motherfucker."

I have another one from the movie but didnt want to put it in my headline. "Did you see a sign in the front of my house that said dead ni**er storage?"

[carlyhippy]

192. Pulp Fiction

Do they speak English in WHAT?!

[TZ]

45. "Do you like gladiator movies, son"?

[carlyhippy]

193. Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Airplane.

[name not needed]

264. Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

[charlie and algernon]

46. When someone asks if you're a god, you say YES!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

247. Ghostbusters!

[Moondog]

47. I drink your milkshake.

[LynneSin]

48. He's finishing his senior thesis. Pigman is trying to prove the Caine-Hackman theory.

No matter what time it is, 24 hours a day, you can find a Michael Caine or Gene Hackman movie playing on TV.

[BlueIris]

147. "Caine and Hackman in the same movie, this is my thesis, man, this is my closing argument!"

I swear, I'm not stalking you, you're just picking my favorites.

[BlueIris]

148. Bad--dupe.

[LynneSin]

302. These, Tom, are the Causeheads. They find a world-threatening issue & stick with it for about a week

I actually started a thread in GD using that quote because I thought we had too many causeheads.

[LeftOfSelf-Centered]

325. "Times have changed in the past 30 years, Thomas.

We no longer swill sherry and screw goats for fun anymore. I'd love to help you out, but we're cutting into my nap time as it is."

[Deep13]

49. I have had it with these mother-fuckin' snakes on this mother-fuckin' plane! nt

[Initech]

50. You need people like me so you can point your fucking finger and say "That's the bad guy!".

[Initech]

51. Why so serious? Let's put a smile on that face!

And....... why so serious?

[charlie and algernon]

53. HAHAHAHAHA I don't want to KILL you! What would I do without you?

[Initech]

129. You know what I am? I'm like a dog chasing cars.

I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! I just do things!

[sarge43]

72. Wanna see a pencil disappear?

[Initech]

131. I'm a man of simple tastes. I like dynamite and gunpowder and gasoline.

And you know what these things have in common? They're cheap!

[SeattleGirl]

52. There's no place like home. There's no place like home.

[tigereye]

59. and I don't think we're in Kansas anymore

[billyoc]

54. That's no moon...

[Moondog]

55. It's alive! It's alive! . . . (maniacal laughter)

[Manifestor_of_Light]

353. The original Frankenstein

[CJCRANE]

56. Over?

Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

[Mad_Dem_X]

292. "It's not gonna be an orgy...it's a toga party."

[Orsino]

57. "I'm sorry, but I can't do that, Dave." n/t

[Moondog]

58. Stella!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

248. A Streetcar Named Desire

[tigereye]

60. These people want to live forever.

[charlie and algernon]

61. You damn, dirty apes!

[MorningGlow]

62. Don't cross the streams.

[tigereye]

63. He just was like a flash of green light, and that was it. Nothing was left.

Well, there was a little green globule on his drum seat. It was a small stain, actually."

[pokerfan]

64. "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me."

[MorningGlow]

65. I want my two dollars.

Or: Sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.

Or: "Frawnch fries, Frawnch bread, Frawnch dressing...and Peru!"

Or: "Now that's a real shame, when folks be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that."

Or: "Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, TURN."

I could go on... :evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

205. Better Off Dead

"It's got raisins in it. You LIKE raisins."

[MorningGlow]

66. This one goes to eleven.

[busybl]

243. This is Spinal tap??

[MorningGlow]

67. As you wish.

[BarenakedLady]

206. Princess Bride

[TZ]

288. Inconceivable!

:)

[MorningGlow]

68. What's happenin', hot stuff?

[AwakeAtLast]

215. Sixteen Candles!!!

:D

[Happyhippychick]

69. Shep! I'm banging that girl!

[Moondog]

70. Them!

[Moondog]

71. I'll have what she's having.

[Moondog]

74. This was supposed to be its own item.

I still haven't figured out this &^*( system.

[siligut]

73. "** phone home."

I used the asterisks because the name of the movie is in the quote.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

231. E.T.

:hi:

[cemaphonic]

76. "Anyway, we delivered the bomb"

This one always makes me laugh:

"I don't know - they were jammies! They had Yodas 'n' shit on 'em!"

[pokerfan]

77. and then proceeds to screw up the date

perhaps intentionally so to indicate that Quint was not "altogether there."

[nuxvomica]

78. "There is no spoon."

[Moondog]

83. . . . should have taken the blue pill.

[pokerfan]

79. Stupid as stupid does

[GoddessOfGuinness]

233. Do you mean "Stupid IS as stupid does"?

That's Forrest Gump. :hi:

[CJCRANE]

80. "The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California.

Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion".

"It is his fault he didn't lock the garage".

[Moondog]

82. Bueller? Bueller?

[3.14158675309]

96. So THAT'S the way it is in that family

[DS1]

81. I'm getting too old for this shit!

:P

[Maccagirl]

237. "Stripes"

Sgt Hulka.

[DS1]

307. Just about every Danny Glover movie

[EndersDame]

84. I am a leaf on the wind. Watch How I soar

RIP Wash

[Blue-Jay]

85. "My boy says he can eat 50 eggs, he can eat 50 eggs."

[BeachBaby]

86. "Private Pyle! What is your major malfunction?!?!?!"

Full Metal Jacket - 1986

[BeachBaby]

87. "I'll have what SHE'S having."

When Harry Met Sally - 1989

[Auggie]

88. Round up the usual suspects

[IcyPeas]

89. I'll get you my little pretty, and your little dog to-to too

[GoddessOfGuinness]

245. The Wizard of Oz

:hi:

[latebloomer]

90. "We'll always have Paris."

[Vidar]

286. Casablanca.

[MrSlayer]

91. Where all the white women at?

[chknltl]

216. One of my all time fave lines from any movie!

Although both lines are utterly wrong on more than one level, another fun moment from that movie occurs he pulls out his gun, aims it at his own head and says; "Nobody move or the n***r get's it!" (not sure if he used the 'n' word or not but I think he did-it's been awhile since I watched B.S.)

[BeachBaby]

92. "Helloooo, Clarice."

Silence of the Lambs - 1991

[Moondog]

94. Rosebud.

[nuxvomica]

125. "Well, it's no trick to make a lot of money..."

"...if all you want is to make a lot of money." Not the most definitive quote but my favorite.

[Moondog]

95. Klatu barada nicto.

[Vidar]

284. The Day the Earth Stood Still

[Lethe]

298. also in Tron and Army of Darkness

it's hard to spot in Tron but it's there

[Giant Robot]

312. OK where the heck is it in Tron???

I've seen it in Army of Darkness but where the heck is it in Tron?

[Lethe]

314. it's scribbled on the wall of a cubicle

when they first break into the ENCOM building

[latebloomer]

97. "I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue."

[busybl]

238. airplane

[Moondog]

98. And how did this tradition get started? I don't know, but it's a tradition.

[Moondog]

99. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club.

[Danger Mouse]

100. Get three coffins ready.

*later* My mistake. Four coffins.

[petronius]

255. "When a man with a .45 meets a man with a rifle,

the man with the pistol is a dead man."

[Moondog]

101. Soylent Green is people!

[Moondog]

102. I'll be back.

[Moondog]

103. I feel the need . . . for speed!

[kimmerspixelated]

104. (Slap) ..I think I deserved that!

[Call Me Wesley]

105. Fire! (nt)

[NewJeffCT]

106. I don't know that quote, believe it or not

"I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on here."

I'll have to look it up when I get home.

[NewJeffCT]

157. I am serious, and don't call me Shirley

Airplane

[Xipe Totec]

107. Casa Blanca

My turn

Rommel, you Magnificent bastard, I read your book!

[busybl]

239. Rommel line sounds like Mel Brooks

Springtime For Hitler?

[busybl]

241. oh, ha ha

I named the show wothin the movie. Of course I meant The Producers

[Xipe Totec]

324. Wicked funny guesses, but no....

Actually it's from Patton - 1970

[Captain Hilts]

108. "Guess who's coming to dinner?"

[NewJeffCT]

109. Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die"

stop saying that.

[backscatter712]

201. I am not left-handed!

[Danger Mouse]

110. I know it was you, Freddo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.

[NewJeffCT]

111. Help Help, I'm being repressed!

you saw 'im oppressing me!

[MorningGlow]

113. Now we see the violence inherent in the system!

:rofl:

[NewJeffCT]

112. and,after the spanking, the oral sex

well, i could stay a bit longer.

[rd_kent]

114. I've got news for you pal, youre leading two things, jack and shit, and jack just left town!

Bruce Campbell - Army of Darkness

[NewJeffCT]

115. I see dead people

sixth sense

[NewJeffCT]

116. I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all outta bubblegum

Rowdy Roddy Piper.

[Inchworm]

135. Hey wait

ain't that Duke Nukem? :D

:hi:

[NewJeffCT]

150. John Carpenter's "They Live" in 1988

but, it's been quoted in a bunch of places since then.

[NewJeffCT]

117. Hasta la vista, baby!

Arnold

[mtnester]

118. Double secret probation

[Nevilledog]

119. "Lighten up, Francis." n/t

[Danger Mouse]

120. Bring back life form. Priority one. All other priorities rescinded.

[Stuart G]

196. Alien, 1979...most important line in the movie..

[Danger Mouse]

208. One of my favorite movies. Ever.

One of the best ensemble casts ever put together for a movie.

[Danger Mouse]

121. I know I'm human. And if you were all these things, then you'd just attack me right now...

so some of you are still human. This thing doesn't want to show itself, it wants to hide inside an imitation. It'll fight if it has to, but it's vulnerable out in the open. If it takes us over, then it has no more enemies, nobody left to kill it. And then it's won.

[Lethe]

299. the thing

i think?

[Danger Mouse]

343. Got it in one.

:hi:
I love that scene. Kurt Russel owns in that movie.

[ornotna]

122. "Who's the head bull-goose loony around here? "

[Lethe]

300. cuckoo's nest

one flew east
one flew west

[NewJeffCT]

123. May the Force be with you

Star Wars

[NewJeffCT]

124. Here's Johnny

The Shining

[Captain Hilts]

126. That's "I'm shocked, SHOCKED to ...." nt

[nuxvomica]

127. "I am not an animal! I am a human being!"

[Graybeard]

328. The Elephant Man.

[underpants]

128. Uh-oh Crash called him a c*cks#cker

[Mad_Dem_X]

296. Bull Durham!

[Initech]

130. It's Spaceball One! They've gone to plaid!

[insanity]

132. You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

A royal with cheese.

[petronius]

251. "Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead..." (nt)

[JTG of the PRB]

133. I have been, and always shall be, your friend...

Live long, and prosper...

:cry:

[Stuart G]

190. Wrath of Kahn...Star Trek II

[EndersDame]

399. It always chokes me up

[Inchworm]

134. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.

*spit*

:hi:

[Danger Mouse]

186. Dyin's not much of a livin' boy.

:hi:

[MrScorpio]

136. I know this music. Let's change the beat!

[sarge43]

138. KHAAAAAAAANNN! n/t

[chknltl]

218. The Wrath Of Kahn

[Xipe Totec]

276. Good guess!

:rofl:

[JTG of the PRB]

139. The line must be drawn HERE! This far, no farther!

And I will make they PAY for what they've done!

[sarge43]

166. Star Trek: First Contact. n/t

[NewJeffCT]

140. I coulda been a contender

marlon brando

[Graybeard]

339. Heartbreaking that he doesn't say "Champion."

He doesn't fool himself to aspire that high.

[NewJeffCT]

141. Follow the Yellow Brick Road

Wizard of Oz

[NewJeffCT]

142. I'll get you my pretty - and your little dog, too

same

[NewJeffCT]

143. Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore

same again

[NewJeffCT]

144. Ding Dong, the witch is dead

same

[ornotna]

146. "Hey, hey, hey, hey-now.

Don't be mean; we don't have to be mean, cuz, remember, no matter where you go, there you are."

[BlueIris]

149. "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world...

he didn't exist."

[Graybeard]

340. The Usual Suspects

[Ghost of Tom Joad]

151. I never drink....wine

[Lethe]

301. Twilight!!!!

[NewJeffCT]

152. Attica!

Attica

[Graybeard]

338. Dog Day Afternoon.

[Bennyboy]

159. The phone book's here, the phone book's here!

Son that is shit....and this is shinola!

"all I need"

I found my special purpose!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

291. "Was it good for you too?" The Jerk

[Mendocino]

162. Stand up Miss Jean Louise

Your father's passing

[Auggie]

163. It's in the hole!

[Mendocino]

164. "Man drink like that, he's gonna die"

"When?"

[sarge43]

170. Blazing Saddles. n/t

[Mendocino]

177. "Is Bismarck a herring?"

"Somebody go back and get a sh*tload of dimes"
"I killed more men than Cecil D. De Mille"
"But we don't want the Irish"
"You'd do it for Randolph Scott"
"Mongo just pawn in game of life"

[charlie and algernon]

165. Yo Adrian!

[Manifestor_of_Light]

354. Rocky

[Sabriel]

169. Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

And no, it's not from "W."

[Auggie]

171. "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

[EastTennesseeDem]

172. PUT. THE CANDLE. BACK.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

249. Young Frankenstein

That's FrankenSTIEN!

[sarge43]

173. Mother of God, is this the end of Rico?

[busybl]

225. should be

Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?
I use this quote a lot. Edward G. Robinson Little Caesar

[cherish44]

174. "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

nt

[Tommy_Carcetti]

285. Animal House

[petronius]

175. "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die."

[petronius]

176. "You'll shoot your eye out, kid."

[Tommy_Carcetti]

289. A Christmas Story

[Auggie]

178. "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

[petronius]

179. "Surely, you know the Arabs are a barbarous people!

Barbarous and cruel. Who but they!? Who but they?"

[busybl]

226. Lawrence of Arabia?

[petronius]

242. Yep - it's what Sherif Ali says after Lawrence orders the slaughter of the Turkish column (nt)

[RoyGBiv]

180. Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room

[Auggie]

182. Oooh, such a classic

[Auggie]

181. "I am NOT drinking any fucking Merlot!"

[Heidi]

273. "Did you drink and dial?"

[Deja Q]

183. He tasks me. He tasks me and I shall have him.

:evilgrin:

[Tikki]

185. "NO....not the Tuesday Surprise"......

:)



Tikki

[Stuart G]

188. Delete..wrong film.

[rocktivity]

191. "Will the dancing Hitlers please wait in the wings!"

"We are only seeing SINGING Hitlers!"

:rofl:
rocktivity

[Stuart G]

194. The Producers...one of the funniest movies ever..

[rocktivity]

268. Appreciate your response

Did a twenty-minute video search in order to get the line exactly right!

:headbang:
rocktivity

[Mad_Dem_X]

293. "THAT'S our Hitler!"

[bullwinkle428]

199. "Now I know why tigers eat their young!"

[BarenakedLady]

207. "You're so cool. You're so cool. You're so cool."

[Inchworm]

256. True Romance

and.. no u!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT-yylPUtx4

:hug:

[Lydia Leftcoast]

211. "Precious bodily fluids..."

:evilgrin:

"I've eaten things that you wouldn't want to look at when they were alive."

[armyowalgreens]

271. The greatest movie ever made. Doctor Strangelove.

"Mien Fuhrer, I CAN WALK!!!"

[Lydia Leftcoast]

278. But the second quote is NOT from Dr. Strangelove

:evilgrin:

[baldguy]

213. Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.

[cemaphonic]

220. and when there was no crawdad fo be found, we ate sand

You ate What?

We ate sand

You ate sand?

That's right


and my personal favorite from that one:

I don't know - they were jammies! They had Yodas 'n' shit on 'em!

[LynneSin]

389. I posted mine below: Sometimes I get the Menstrual Cramps real hard

:woohoo:

[busybl]

228. raising Arizona

[sakabatou]

214. "Tetsuo!"

"KANEDAAAAAAA!"

[petronius]

240. Akira - I really need to see that again... (nt)

[chknltl]

217. "Multi-pass!" (hint: it's her least favorite line yet her most recognizable!)

[Manifestor_of_Light]

259. The Fifth Element.

Raggedy Ann haired Bandage Woman.

[Mendocino]

219. Think you used enough dynamite there Butch?

Who are those guys?

The fall will probably kill you.

[LostInAnomie]

221. THIS IS SPARTA!!!

[blue_roses_lib]

262. ...

Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell! :evilgrin:

[Speck Tater]

222. Who you gonna call? nt

[Rhiannon12866]

394. Ghostbusters!

:woohoo:

[RandomThoughts]

223. "I am Spartacus" - then again, arn't we all.

Movie trailer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zAcghGaors

Edit: and for a smile :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuifqpgpHe0

[CrownPrinceBandar]

224. "I want you to hold it between your knees"

[Graybeard]

333. Five Easy Pieces

As only Jack Nicholson could say it.

[RagAss]

227. "You talking to me?"

[CreekDog]

234. "I'm an excellent driver"

:D

[petronius]

260. "Dad lets me drive slow on the driveway."

"Uh oh! fifteen minutes to Judge Wapner."

[AllenVanAllen]

235. I go to school with your boy. I go to school with Walter-

he's a nice boy. Tell him 'hey' for me, won't you? You know something, Mr. Cunningham, entailments are bad. Entailments...

[GoddessOfGuinness]

246. To Kill a Mockingbird

:D

[AllenVanAllen]

267. a classic!

This is one of the films that makes me tear up every time! Damn!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

334. Me too...

:hi:

[busybl]

250. Ya know, we could do a whole thread just using Mel Brooks

[petronius]

252. "I don't tip because society says I have to.

All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job."

[IcyPeas]

253. "S-i-i-i-d What about the farewell drugs?"

[csziggy]

254. Could be worse...Could be raining. n/t

[Tikki]

257. "The only thing I'll ever lay is a rug!...."

Tikki

[Manifestor_of_Light]

261. "I think it would be fun to run a newspaper."

When said actor was young and studly.

[Graybeard]

336. Citizen Kane

You're right. I lost a million dollars last year. I'll lose a million dollars this year. At that rate I'll go out of business in...68 years.

[blue_roses_lib]

263. Ramming SPEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!

:thumbsup:

And the somewhat crass "suck me sideways" which always makes me ponder... exactly WHAT position am I supposed to be in to do that???:P :hide:

[UrbScotty]

265. Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings.

O8)

[name not needed]

266. "Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister."

[armyowalgreens]

270. "DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH!?!...'NO'...Then why are you tryin to fuck him like a bitch?"

[Tommy_Carcetti]

281. Say what again.....Pulp Fiction

[Heidi]

274. "A libido leveler has been mislaid near the pulse-leveling gate."

[Ghost of Tom Joad]

275. Yippieekayay

motherfucker

[Ghost of Tom Joad]

277. Wherever there's a cop beatin up a guy

I'll be there

[Bertha Venation]

279. Who is Keyser Soze?

[Mad_Dem_X]

364. "And, like that...he's gone."

[Tommy_Carcetti]

280. "And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper...And for what? For a little bit of money"

One of my all time faves.

[Graybeard]

337. Fargo?

[Vidar]

282. "Play it again, Sam." (Though it's not actuall worded that way in the move.)

[Tommy_Carcetti]

283. "PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean?"

[LynneSin]

303. I already posted from that movie with the ass-clown quote

I love the no talent assclown quote.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

304. Why should I change my name? He's the one that sucks.

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

305. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".

:eyes:

[Initech]

344. You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

294. "Hey Look! It's Enrico Pallazzo!"

"ENRICO PALLAZZO! ENRICO PALLAZZO!"

[NewJeffCT]

311. That line still cracks me up

Leslie Nielson was perfect in those roles as Frank Drebbin.

Naked Gun

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTcR9Gzvwf8

[Mad_Dem_X]

297. "Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night!"

[Puglover]

359. All About Eve nt

[LynneSin]

306. Sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real hard.

And what's funny isn't so much the line but who said it and how it was delivered.

[Auggie]

308. "Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges!

I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!"

[Graybeard]

365. The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

[Auggie]

310. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

[keroro gunsou]

313. fat

drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son.

[siligut]

315. Animal House.

There are so many quotes unanswered in this thread, I am not adding one now.

[keroro gunsou]

316. you sir

or madam, are correct! dean vernon speaks!

[tk2kewl]

318. I'm smart! Not like everybody says. Like dumb. I'm smart!

[Tikki]

319. "Man, he's like tripendicular, ya know?".....

Tikki

[Bennyboy]

320. "And two hardboiled eggs"

Lassparri: "They threw an apple at me!"
Groucho: "Well, watermelons are out of season."

[NoPasaran]

348. A Night At The Opera

[Z_I_Peevey]

321. I'm ready for my closeup

Mr. DeMille.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

355. Gloria Swanson - Sunset Boulevard

William Holden is the dead boytoy floating in the pool -- who narrates.....

[Initech]

322. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor????

[schmuls]

323. "Are you looking at me?"

[LeftOfSelf-Centered]

326. "This is my Boomstick!"

[LeftOfSelf-Centered]

327. "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How have you been?"

[Graybeard]

329. "Hey, I'm walkin' here! I'm walkin' here!"

I'm told this was improvised when a car really almost hit him.

[NJmaverick]

330. We're going to need a bigger boat

[Graybeard]

376. We're going to need a bigger thread.

Jaws.

[Inchworm]

331. Unbewievable. Stwaight to the ewephant.

:D

[Steely_Dan]

332. "It's the thing that dreams are made of."

[Bertha Venation]

341. "You slut."

An all-expenses-paid trip to Cucamonga to the person who can name the film . . .

[NewJeffCT]

342. I assume it's not SNL

Jane, you ignorant slut?

However, it's on the tip of my tongue. I know I've seen the movie, but I can't quite place it.

[Bertha Venation]

361. No, but here's a hint:

Keep thinking about the Not Ready For Primetime Players.

[Mad_Dem_X]

362. "Tootsie."

Spoken by Bill Murray to Dustin Hoffman. ONe of my all-time favorite comedies. :)

[Bertha Venation]

363. You win you win you win!

:)

[NewJeffCT]

367. good one

I knew it was a movie I'd seen... just haven't seen it in years.

[NoPasaran]

345. "Who ARE those guys?"

[Graybeard]

357. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

[NoPasaran]

346. "Emergency! Everybody is to get from street!"

[NoPasaran]

347. "Let's get sushi and not pay."

[MadBadger]

349. "As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster."

[Graybeard]

358. Goodfellas

[MadBadger]

350. "I'm as mad as Hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"

[Manifestor_of_Light]

352. Peter Finch - Network

[Tikki]

351. (Bev walks into room).. "What a bunch of handsome old men!".. (Bev faints).

Tikki

[Matariki]

356. You were a poet and a painter, William Blake. But now, you're a killer of white men.

[Puglover]

360. "Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold onto."

[Bertha Venation]

366. Dolores Claiborne

One of my favorite lines ever. If my sig line weren't so important to me, I'd change it to this.

[Richardo]

368. "Gee Mr Pizza Delivery Guy, my sorority sisters and I don't have enough money to pay you"

:)

[kwassa]

380. and I can't remember the title of that one .....

and if I've seen it once, it's like I've seen it a hundred times!

[madeline_con]

371. “We're going to need some more FBI guys, I guess.”

[Puglover]

372. "Ohhhh, he kissed me stretch marks." n/t

[Bertha Venation]

373. Shirley Valentine!

That movie helped to bring Mrs. V. and me together. :loveya:

[Puglover]

377. It's my #1 fav movie of all time.

And Delores Clainbourne comes in at #2.

[Bertha Venation]

381. It helped to bring us together because it is both our favorite movie.

And Dolores Claiborne is way up on my list, too.

:hi: Bro

[Auggie]

375. "It wasn't the airplanes. It was beauty killed the beast."

[WilmywoodNCparalegal]

378. You sure got a purrty mouth! n/t

[Puglover]

379. "Peace.....eternal peace. Now there's a thought."

[grasswire]

382. There ain't no Sanity Clause (eom)

[Graybeard]

388. A Night at the Opera

Chico is very skeptical of the contract Groucho is reading.

[grasswire]

390. delete

[kwassa]

383. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow.

A famous movie couple, onscreen and off.

full quote:

Slim: You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow.


other great lines:


Steve: What did you do that for?
Slim: I've been wondering if I'd like it.
Steve: What's the decision?
Slim: I don't know yet.

Slim: It's even better when you help.


Slim: Who was the girl, Steve?
Steve: Who was what girl?
Slim: The one who left you with such a high opinion of women.

[mnhtnbb]

386. To Have and Have Not: Bogey and Bacall

[Z_I_Peevey]

384. The calla lillies

are in bloom again...

[Graybeard]

387. Stage Door. The great Kate.

That was the line used for decades by everyone doing a Hepburn impersonation.

[SKKY]

385. "No more yankie my wankie. Donger need food!"

[grasswire]

391. I am not a man (eom)

[cherish44]

392. There's no crying in baseball!

Just saw that one on tv :)

[Manifestor_of_Light]

393. British one.

Woman to hooker neighbor: "Do you have oregano?"

Neighbor: "Heavens, no, I got tested for that just last week!!".


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Rhiannon12866]

395. "Just when I thought I was out... they pull me back in. "

;)

[bridgit]

396. "Of course they're real! What do you think? My fiance is a bum?"

[yellowdogintexas]

397. "I have the motive which is money, and the body which is dead!" nt

[KamaAina]

398. STEEEEEEELLLLLAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

damn, NOLA looks great on film, doesn't it?

There is actually a restaurant called "Stella!" in the lower French Quarter, a few blocks from Stanley Kowalski's place, which, as everybody knows, is over on Elysian Fields.

[MineralMan]

400. I'm gonna get me a bottle of tequila and one of them keno girls

that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

[Z_I_Peevey]

401. The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle;

the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!

[Graybeard]

402. I love The Court Jester.

One of my favorite movies. A jester unemployed is nobody's fool.