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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-09-09 11:20 AM
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My wife thinks I'm an unfit father because the kids are sleeping with blow up narwhal dolls
Edited on Tue Jun-09-09 11:28 AM by HopeHoops
And all I feed them are cheese sandwiches.

On edit:

Shit, I forgot: "FUCK YEAH!!!!1"
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-09-09 11:22 AM
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1. lol!
Edited on Tue Jun-09-09 11:22 AM by TZ
I was gonna add something about cheese sandwiches if you hadn't..:rofl:
I did have a cheese sandwich again over the weekend and thought of you...
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-09-09 11:27 AM
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4. I like them with spicy brown mustard - just like the president.
:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-09-09 11:24 AM
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2. OMG! CHEESE SANDWICHES! AINT NO BOLOGNA ON THAT BREAD.
I DONT KNOW HOW THAT CHEESE MELTS BUT DAMN IT MELTS!
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-09-09 11:26 AM
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3. We're vegetarian.
Besides, the last time I ate balogna (over 20 years ago), it was all gritty and slimy - gross shit, that.
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Dogtown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-09-09 11:33 AM
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5. Oh, sure. It's all fun and games
till someone's eye is impaled on that horn(?) tusk (?) You know, that twisty, pokey thingee....


Anyway, I have to side with her on the blow-up dolls, but hey, are you gonna finish that cheese sandwich?
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-09-09 12:54 PM
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6. Youd be an unfit father if you took them to Olive Garden.
That's all I'm sayin'. Narwhals is just good fun.
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