Make up a future headline that's outrageous now, but in some bizarro future will probably happen.

[arcadian]

Like Ronald Reagan being elected President, people in 1945 would have never guessed it.

Brittany Spears wins 3rd OSCAR!!!

[abq e streeter]

1. Democrats Show Spine--Stand Up to Republicans

hey it could happen theoretically

[arcadian]

2. I said bizarro

Not extra-dimensional. You're describing some weird Star Trek future. E Plebmnista; norcom, forcom, perfectumum.

[abq e streeter]

5. you're right; you did say "will PROBABLY happen" some day---my mistake

I let my imagination run a little too amok.

[lost-in-nj]

3. Paris Hilton wins the Mother Theresa award !

(the award for nuns who do good and charitable things)

lost

[Aristus]

4. WORLD PEACE DECLARED!

WAR ABOLISHED!

"Just too expensive" say world leaders. "And too destructive. Let's party!"

"Dancing in the streets of cities all over the world..."

[charlie and algernon]

6. US President Mitchell attends first Summit of the Universe on Mars

[Ikonoklast]

7. Oil Futures Are Dropped From Trading.

As the need for refined petroleum products has fallen to almost negligible levels, there is no longer any demand by speculators.

It will be replaced with Green Energy Trading. Sell your excess green renewable power on the world-wide market.

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Government Declares Paving of Roads With Gold Now Complete

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. It's Official: Reagan, Dubya, and Hannity Worst Three Presidents Ever

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. America: Celebrating 100 Years of Being Douchebag Free!

[flvegan]

11. Washington Nationals Best Cleveland, Win World Series

:rofl:

[abq e streeter]

12. see Arcadian's reply to me above

[rockymountaindem]

13. It's spelled "Natinals", sportsfans

Get a clue, moran.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

14. Cubs win World Series

[Initech]

15. General Motors posts record 3rd quarter profit, eyes new generation of Chevy electric vehicles

[Initech]

16. Los Angeles Angels Win 3rd Straight World Series Title

[Initech]

17. Jon & Kate Plus 8 Cast Wins UN Humanitarian Award

[Catshrink]

18. In deja vu news: Newt serves 2nd wife dying of cancer in hospital divorce papers

so he can marry his mistress.

[SacredCow]

19. "New Nickelback Album is Completely Devoid of Suckage"

:hide:

[Catshrink]

20. Baby Jong Il deposed by older brother Mah Jong Il.

[charlie and algernon]

21. Chief Justice Spencer Pratt Writes Majority Opinion for Landmark Gay Marriage Case

[Initech]

22. Supreme Court Ruling 7 - 2 in Marley v. Pratt Legalizes Marijuana

Los Angeles - After reggae musician Stephen Marley was arrested by Los Angeles police chief Spencer Pratt, his suit made it all the way to the 11th circuit court of appeals who turned it over to the Supreme Court.. Today the Supreme Court ruled in a nearly unanimous favor of Mr. Marley, effectively legalizing marijuana across the board. The landmark case is considered to be one of the most controversial since Roe v. Wade .

[Initech]

23. United Airlines Begins 3x Weekly Los Angeles - Havana

Havana - Today United Airlines became the first major airline to announce Cuban service after the nearly 50 year old ban on Cuban travel was lifted due to the death of dictator Fidel Castro. Other US airlines will soon announce Cuban service and the Cuban tourism board will begin a new "Viva Cuba" campaign.

[Kickin_Donkey]

24. Halfwit Alaska governor nominated for vice presidency ..

No, wait ...

[abq e streeter]

25. Aw come on, do you think Americans are really stupid enough.........oops

[charlie and algernon]

26. Orioles and Marlins Continue Rivalry; To meet in 6th consecutive World Series

[old mark]

27. Phils win 5th straight Series in sweep, as Mets commit suicide...again.

Nothing personal against the Mets, just that they are number 2...AGAIN!!!

[charlie and algernon]

28. Forty Niners win 12th Super Bowl, Named Team of the 20s

[charlie and algernon]

29. Utah Jazz FINALLY win NBA championship, Jerry Sloan's Corpse FINALLY Named Coach of the Year

[Tikki]

30. E-Vap now the standard...last garbage trucks silenced..

Tiny little appliance rids homes of all garbage..
This contraption, with it's closely guarded secret mechanism,
is now in place in every home...zapping garbage into oblivion..:wow:


Tikki