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Brigid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-06-09 08:01 PM
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Best Bumper Sticker Ever!
Seen today:

"For such a small town, there sure are a lot of idiots around here!"

:rofl:
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-06-09 08:03 PM
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1. I saw one the other day that I just loved.
"I took the road less taken, and now I have no idea where I am".:P
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Chellee Donating Member (215 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-06-09 08:10 PM
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2. my favorite
"Where are we going? And why am I in this hand basket?"
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-06-09 08:12 PM
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3. LOL!
Excellent! And welcome to DU!
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-06-09 08:13 PM
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4. Ha! I like.
:)

Here's one I saw the other day while sitting in traffic:

"Keep your rosaries off of my ovaries"

:rofl:
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-06-09 08:14 PM
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5. Best bumpersticker story evah:
My friend sees a car in front of him that has a bumpersticker which says, "Honk if you love Jesus." My friend, being an ordained minister, thought, "why not?" and toot tooted his horn. He was greeted with the driver angrily flashing him the finger outside of his rolled down window. Oops. :P
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bluedigger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-06-09 08:15 PM
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6. My personal favorite
Keep Maine Green!
Shoot a Land Developer!
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-06-09 09:39 PM
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7. ha ha
:rofl:
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Mopar151 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-06-09 11:23 PM
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8. The voices told me
"Stay home and clean the guns"
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gmoney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-06-09 11:56 PM
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9. "The beatings will continue until morale improves."
Edited on Sat Jun-06-09 11:57 PM by gmoney


I feel like I'm living that one these days.
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Brigid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-07-09 07:09 AM
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11. Now if that doesn't sum up RW philosophy perfectly . . .
I don't know what does. I often feel like I'm living this one too. :(
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-07-09 12:05 AM
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10. Jesus Loves You
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Brigid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-07-09 07:10 AM
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12. Got a twist on that one for you:
Edited on Sun Jun-07-09 07:12 AM by Brigid
Jesus loves you -- That doesn't mean he doesn't think you're an asshole. ;)
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