Snarking on batshit fundie tshirts~ (O hai, TimeChaser's back)

[TimeChaser]

O hai, it's me. I've been gone for forever mostly due to classes and having way too much stuff to do and not enough time. I lurked a little in the past, but I think I'm gunna try to stick around this time.

I've noticed that the lounge is a little... drama-y? So to lighten to mood some, I bring you some batshit fundie shirts that I've discovered in my intarweb travels. Only posting a few at the moment. If anyone actually finds this amusing, I might do more so...

*Note* I have nothing against non-fundie Christians. I lol at fundies of all types. Fundie Christians just seem to be the ones with the most tshirts.


Is "artistic" an abbreviation of "artistic license with upper body anatomy"? I tried, but I can't quite seem to reach my arm far enough over to touch my opposite shoulder blade like this lady is. Lemme give it another go... oh, I think I heard a pop. Is that bad?

As for the message on the shirt, I'm trying to figure out who's doing this so-called exploiting. The father of the child? The father of the girl? The doctor? Obama? Teh gays? To me, it's implying that of course no woman would pass up on the Gift of Motherhood®, so someone MUST have lured us into getting an abortion. But I'm a girl, what do I know. Thinking is hard! Teehee!





Wait, that looks more a "t" to me. And "TimeChaser" starts with "t."
HOLY CRAP I created all life!

Really, if divinity was going to put some kind of signiture in all life, I'm sure they'd choose something a little more tasteful than an ancient torture device.




Our only hope...
Only hope...
Wait, why is that familiar?
Oh.


Fixed.




Um... I'm not a walking dictionary or anything, but I think Christmas falls under the definition of "holiday."




|Citation Needed|

"Neener neener, ur dumb" is not a valid counter-argument to scientists suggesting that we've probably surpassed Earth's carrying capacity.



OMG! Did you eat him?!

[fizzgig]

1. i'm dying over here

:rofl:

it's good to see you back :hi:

[BarenakedLady]

2. LoL

Thanks for the giggle.

:thumbsup:

[jakefrep]

3. Why does the Jesus in the "Hope" t-shirt...

...look like Charles Manson?

[Rhythm]

5. I was thinking more Jerry Garcia...

[hvn_nbr_2]

15. I thought Gandalf or some Sean Connery role. The other Jesus has...

Allen Ginsberg glasses. I hope I have the right person.

[alphafemale]

6. I thought it was some dude with reading glasses at first. nt

[MorningGlow]

25. Me too

For a quick second I thought it was a bad drawing of John Lennon. But then I realized he's more popular than Jesus.

Oh wait--did I say that out loud? :blush:

[latebloomer]

27. I thought Lennon, too n/t

[TimeChaser]

20. Probably because the image was created with all the cutting edge technology

of MS Paint.

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. Awww... and you brought us presents!

Did you bring me an 'e'? :P

[TimeChaser]

21. Let's see.... "e"s....

I used my last "e" the other day, but I have some other vowels if you'd like.

They're a bit stale, though.

:P
:hi:

[underpants]

7. Jesus Didn't Tap Out

https://www.nosubmit.com:40009/myoffice/storeonline/default.aspx?orgId=13972&category=2581

[ornotna]

10. Jesus was tapping something else

[underpants]

12. too funny

I think I am going to hell for laughing at that....sh*t I was going there anyway

[XemaSab]

8. .

[EastTennesseeDem]

9. That's not a total lie

Think about it:

They used to masturbate.

They still do masturbate, but they used to too.

[alphafemale]

14. Um...Ex is for Extreme?

That's like the safest sex ever!

And you aren't going to be bummed out because your hand didn't call you.

Fundies are SOOO STUUUpid

[TimeChaser]

22. Lol, I remember that picture.

My roommates and I were amused for days.

:hi:

[suninvited]

11. The small brain one

crazy !!!!

[Mythsaje]

13. The Obi-Wan one cracks me up...

Some of the others remind me of a smartass comment someone in AOL's pagan teahouse used to say...

"The holy spirit's a pervert. He tried to enter me!"

[gbate]

16. Now I'm trying to touch my opposite shoulder blade.

I can do it, since I do yoga. :P

The world's not overpopulated? Tell that to the thousands of drivers commuting to work this morning.

[surrealAmerican]

17. I can too ...

... and without yoga. I'm just a shape that makes it easy I guess.

[TimeChaser]

23. I can do it,

but my elbow ends up high, near my neck. I can't reach across if I try to keep my elbow lower like in the picture.

But then, my boobs are kinda big, and my arms are kinda short, so that might be it XD

[Orsino]

18. Alan Moore is our only hope?

:rofl:

[Dr Fate]

26. No- I think that is the rhythm guitarist from Steeley Dan's original line up.

That or Charles Manson.

[tigereye]

19. hey, how are ya?

:hi:

[TimeChaser]

24. Tired, graduated, and unemployed

:rofl:

:hi:

[tigereye]

28. it's a weird time to get out of college - the economy was pretty bad when

I got out of undergrad back in the early 80s. Things did improve, though.

Well, congratulations and good luck! :hi: