A young man was very much in love with two women.

[truedelphi]

He wanted to get married, but couldn't decide which one to ask.

SO he sought the services of a therapist. The therapist immediately asked him to describe his two loves.

"Well, one is a great poet, and the other makes great pancakes," he replied.

"So," the therapist replied, "you don't know if you want for batter or verse."

[HopeHoops]

1. That's funny! Clean, but funny!

:rofl:

[Tangerine LaBamba]

2. That reminds me of this GREAT site

I just found today:

http://www.oldjewstellingjokes.com/

[truedelphi]

5. Am enjoying the site. Though if I mention on the lounge

That the husband is divorcing me - it is your fault, Kiddo. He hates "Corn" (For me, the cornier the better.)

[gratuitous]

3. Reminds me of the young theology student

Same predicament, in love with two young women. One was a knockout, everything a man would want in a woman. The other was no beauty, in fact, downright homely, but could sing like an angel.

After dithering for some time, the young man finally decided that his future ministry would be better served with the singer, and they were married. The morning after their wedding, the young man woke up and looked at his new wife. He stared for a moment, shook her awake and yelled, "Sing, baby, SING!"

[mnhtnbb]

4. Reminds me of a kitchen trivet I had (destroyed in our fire)

It said, "Kissin' don't last, cookin' do".

[old mark]

6. Supposedly an old Pennsylvania Dutch saying - Can't vouch for

the authenticity of that, but there are very very few thin dutchmen here in PA....

mark