This just can't be happening.

[LeftyFingerPop]

My panties are in a bunch, AND there is a bee in my bonnet.

What are the odds of both happening at the same time?

Always me.

[BuelahWitch]

1. Did you wash your hair with honey again?

LFP, the bottle in the shape of the little bear is NOT Winnie the Pooh Shampoo! x(

[NJmaverick]

2. At least you don't have a bee in your panties

[MineralMan]

3. Yow! That happened to me when I was just 10.

No clothes dryer, so everything hung out on the line. So, I pull on a pair of tighty whities in the morning, and there's a freaking bumblebee in them. Sucker stung me four times before I could pull them off. Fortunately, all the stings were in the rear area.

I was too embarassed to tell my mom about it, but it hurt to sit most of the day.

[NJmaverick]

4. That had to hurt. I once got an ambulance call for a boy who got stung on his privates

the bee crawled up the leg of his shorts. I really didn't have much in the way of advice (other than I suggested to his parents that a visit to the ER was probably a good idea) as they didn't cover bee stings there, in EMT school nor was it something I have ever seen or heard of before.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

5. heehee

[sammythecat]

6. "My panties are in a bunch, AND there is a bee in my bonnet"

My first thought every fucking goddam morning when I get up.

I know the feeling. Now you're gonna have a fucking bug up your ass all damn day. x(

[Kali]

7. You need to get a wild hair.