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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-29-09 09:58 AM
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Russian woman explodes firecrackers on boyfriend's penis.
A Russian woman got so upset by the news that her boyfriend intended to leave her that she tied several firecrackers to his penis and exploded them, the Life.ru web-site reports.

The 33-year-old victim, identified as Alik D. had lived with the woman whose name was reported as Kira V. for about two years, but when the girlfriend started suggesting that they should marry, the man refused and said that he would rather return to his first wife with whom he had a son.

When Alik started moving out Kira suggested that they had a farewell dinner. After a hearty meal and some heavy drinking Alik fell asleep. The girlfriend tied several firecrackers to Alik’s penis and exploded them. The man was rushed to intensive care and doctors are reported to be fighting for his life.

Even if the man survives the girl will face up to 12 years imprisonment.

http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/05/25/1909/

Looks like he won't be banging any chicks for a while. :nuke:
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-29-09 10:05 AM
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1. Lesson: Don't piss off the Slavic woman.
I married a Russian-descended redhead, so I know whereof I speak.
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siligut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-29-09 10:16 AM
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3. Hey! Some of us know what will get us jail time and what won't.
Oh course the drinking probably didn't help.
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-29-09 10:21 AM
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4. Oh, my wife would never do anything illegal....
But that doesn't mean she couldn't inflict severe anguish upon me WELL WITHIN THE LETTER OF THE LAW. That's why I try not to make her angry.

But yes, alcohol and Slavs is not a good mix.
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Strong Atheist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-29-09 10:08 AM
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2. Ouch! nt.
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NJmaverick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-29-09 02:14 PM
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5. They are pretty messed up over there
Edited on Fri May-29-09 02:14 PM by NJmaverick
the link you gave only went to the main page. So I searched Penis and got:

Man begs doctors to undo penis enlargement surgery

Doctors sew back on self-castrator’s penis

Baby born with two penises undergoes surgery in Russia

Son cuts off father’s penis as a dare

Woman stuffs unfaithful boyfriend’s sex toy with glass wool

2 Russian tourists challenge Florida law prohibiting sex with porcupines

and more

http://www.mosnews.com/search/?q=penis
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