You know it's sad that some good people can't conceive, when there's people trying as hard as they

[DS1]

can to remove themselves from the gene pool? Not that I mind them doing so, it's just the sad irony.


http://www.break.com/index/airbag-powered-skateboard-nutshot.html

[bicentennial_baby]

1. Oh wow...

I'm a woman, and...OUCH.

[Shell Beau]

2. I mean...Why?

:shrug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. This is why women live longer

[DS1]

4. The worst part is I know that skateboard would have been the most horrific quick slap imaginable.

Probably at just the right distance. In fact, I'll bet those suckers were shattered.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. I hurt and I don't even have balls

Seriously, who agrees to that?

I hope they shattered, because he doesn't need to breed.

[Sequoia]

15. Oh, how lovely !

I think red-haired babies are cute as ever. A bundle of joy...now what's this thread about....I'd better go look.

[Shell Beau]

17. Haha!! Thanks!

:)

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. I appreciate the fact that the "event" is titled in the link.

Thank you DS1 :yourock:

[Dogtown]

6. Fakey

You're wearing a cup, DS1. We can all see it.

Still pretty stupid, though.

[siligut]

13. My thought, always wear a cup.

Boys will be boys.

[mainegreen]

8. I have no words.

[Moondog]

9. Potential Darwin Award winner here.

If he really smooshed them, that is.

[Midlodemocrat]

10. He's lucky he didn't get killed. That kind of a blow 'there' can kill.

What an utter idiot.

[no name no slogan]

11. What, Jackass wasn't hiring this week?

:shrug:

[GCP]

12. Why do males do these things?

I honestly have no clue why he ever thought it might be a cool thing to do.
I feel sorry for the poor bastard, though. :-(

[undeterred]

14. Republicans can't even conceive mentally.

There should be a law that if you can't conceive mentally you can't reproduce.

[Iggo]

16. Dude's going for the solid gold Darwin Award.

Diamond encrusted, even.