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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 12:31 PM Original message |
What the hell is this huge thing on my arm? |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 12:35 PM Response to Original message |
1. Um, it's a peanut butter sandwich. |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 12:37 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. It's on the back of my arm, near my elbow. |
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Gormy Cuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 12:38 PM Response to Reply #3 |
6. It's your funny bone, silly. n/t |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 12:40 PM Response to Reply #6 |
8. But I am constantly told I am not funny. How could I have a funny bone? |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 12:42 PM Response to Reply #3 |
9. Excuses. |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 12:43 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. OK, but I'm going to have to use a straw. |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 12:45 PM Response to Reply #10 |
11. Your logic is phallacious. |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 12:46 PM Response to Reply #11 |
12. I have a painful growth, and you're going to make me go get a dictionary? |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 12:47 PM Response to Reply #12 |
13. Eat the sandwich! |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 12:48 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. OK, I grabbed my bag. Now what? |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 12:52 PM Response to Reply #14 |
17. Send them to Dr. Strange, c/o the DU Lounge. |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 12:53 PM Response to Reply #17 |
18. Do you really believe that a sandwich is on my arm? |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 12:57 PM Response to Reply #18 |
19. No ifs, ands, or butts. |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 01:08 PM Response to Reply #19 |
20. How did you get a picture of the thing on my arm???? |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 01:21 PM Response to Reply #20 |
21. I've got a live feed from the camera in your nostril. |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 01:28 PM Response to Reply #21 |
22. No I didn't, but I wondered why my left nostril was 5 inches in diameter. |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 01:32 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. Sorry, I should have told you last year when I installed it. |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 01:59 PM Response to Reply #23 |
24. Shower? Don't be silly... |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 02:03 PM Response to Reply #24 |
25. Happy Birthday, LeftyFingerPop! |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 02:10 PM Response to Reply #25 |
26. Shit. Does that mean I have to wash now? |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 02:29 PM Response to Reply #26 |
27. Sadly, your sandwich will now get all soggy. |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 02:43 PM Response to Reply #27 |
28. What if I dry clean myself? |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 03:01 PM Response to Reply #28 |
29. God lord...will you two get a room already?! |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 03:03 PM Response to Reply #29 |
30. I will not allow either Dr. Strange or taterguy to bathe me. |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 03:06 PM Response to Reply #30 |
32. hm. |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 03:07 PM Response to Reply #32 |
33. For YOU maybe... |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 08:57 PM Response to Reply #29 |
42. Locking. |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 09:02 PM Response to Reply #42 |
43. You better not be implying that I think of him when I wash myself. |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 09:35 PM Response to Reply #43 |
44. You wouldn't be the first. |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 09:41 PM Response to Reply #44 |
45. Name names? |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 09:44 PM Response to Reply #45 |
46. I get that a lot when I post posts. |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 09:46 PM Response to Reply #46 |
47. I do that a lot too too. That's why the mods always lock my threads twice. |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 12:36 PM Response to Original message |
2. Your hand? |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 12:38 PM Response to Reply #2 |
5. No. My hand doesn't look like a big, ugly festering mess. |
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RadiationTherapy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 12:37 PM Response to Original message |
4. Flvegan's head in a headlock? |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 12:38 PM Response to Reply #4 |
7. Nah, that's not it. |
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arbusto_baboso (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 12:48 PM Response to Original message |
15. It's your parthenogenetic double. |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 12:50 PM Response to Reply #15 |
16. Another guy that makes me go look up a word. |
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gmoney (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 03:03 PM Response to Original message |
31. "It was a gummy bear." |
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siligut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 03:11 PM Response to Reply #31 |
34. From The Simpsons |
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gmoney (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-27-09 11:26 AM Response to Reply #34 |
48. Check your August statement for your reward points update. |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 03:12 PM Response to Reply #31 |
35. You could quite possibly be correct. |
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siligut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 04:30 PM Response to Reply #35 |
36. Don't know of any Gummi Bears that taste like chicken. |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 04:55 PM Response to Reply #36 |
37. I think it was a Gummi Chicken... |
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siligut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 05:00 PM Response to Reply #37 |
38. When you say, “was”; does that mean it is gone now? |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 05:04 PM Response to Reply #38 |
39. . |
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siligut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 05:18 PM Response to Reply #39 |
40. You have a PM. |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 05:54 PM Response to Reply #40 |
41. Answered. Thanks, siligut! n/t |
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arbusto_baboso (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-27-09 11:29 AM Response to Original message |
49. Your backne has migrated. |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-27-09 12:24 PM Response to Reply #49 |
50. You're starting to get on my fucking nerves. |
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arbusto_baboso (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-27-09 12:35 PM Response to Reply #50 |
51. Cool! My work here is done... |
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