Your house is on fire, you can only save one...

[Xipe Totec]

Choose

[AlCzervik]

1. Sriracha.

[Xipe Totec]

2. Damn!

How could I forget! :blush:

[crim son]

3. What's sriracha?

I choose tabasco anyway.

[Xipe Totec]

4. Vetnamese Catsup

Made from ripe Serrano peppers

[crim son]

20. Whoa. I choose that, then.

And I'm going to go buy some.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

23. Oh wait...I HAVE had that!

It's yummy in pho. :P

[Xipe Totec]

26. It's pronounced Pha-ah?

With an ascending question-like intonation at the end.

:hi:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

38. I read that Vietnamese people have an unusually high incidence of perfect pitch...

because pitch and inflection are such an integral part of their language. Very cool. Thanks for he tip!

[Xipe Totec]

46. I'm doing research in speech recognition

I am fascinated by Oriental, pitch based languages.

Did you know that traditional speech recognition algorithms throw away pitch as irrelevant?

What a bunch of Morans!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

47. I didn't...

Must've been a bunch of tone deaf morans who made that decision.

[XemaSab]

5. Inglehoffer

:9

[Xipe Totec]

8. Grab the Boars Head sausage too!

[leeroysphitz]

6. I don't need no mustard, let the mother fucker burn...

[petronius]

7. It's gotta be the French's. Once the house burns down I'll probably be roasting

hot dogs over the coals, and none of those other things go on hot dogs...

[Left Is Write]

9. I don't save any of them, 'cause there is more at the grocery store.

[Xipe Totec]

11. Fine. Go save the kitty. We'll take care of the condiments...

:hi:

[Bucky]

39. Besides, if you don't save the kitty, just what the heck will you put the condiments on?

Mmmm, kitties with mayo.... my favorite!

[Xipe Totec]

40. Heathen!

Mayo on kitties?! Yuck

You need something that bites back.

[Bucky]

42. Well, you could always eat the kitty live

Get it in one swallow anaconda-style and it might even bite all the way down.

[Xipe Totec]

43. Have you ever heard the expression Urban Cabrito?

:P

[Lorax]

49. Exactly what I was going to say.

As someone who has lived through a house fire, there is nothing inside the fridge that I would waste time going after.

[Bucky]

10. You can live on mayo

It's gross, but it's egg. If you were forced to live on what you could carry out, grab the Hellman's.

[Xipe Totec]

12. But without Tabasco, is it really living? n/t

[dana_b]

50. death seems a better choice

yech

[flvegan]

13. The beer!

[jeff30997]

14. Yes !

I was going to say mayonnaise but your idea is better.:toast:

[Xipe Totec]

16. Too easy

everyone would go for the beer.

I need choices that create a true moral dilemma; I want to see what people truly value in a moment of crisis...

[jeff30997]

17. Not fair!

(kicking in the sand)

[Xipe Totec]

21. Choose, what condiment would you put on your burger

as a Maple Leaf waving northener...

Is it the Mayo?


C'mon...


You know you want it....

[GoddessOfGuinness]

15. Sriracha, definitely!

I haven't tried it yet.

[Xipe Totec]

18. Get ready for a trip

I won't say where...



"El Viaje de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)"
809 3F24
Original Airdate: 1/05/97

At the annual Springfield Chili Cook-Off, Homer eats super-spicy chili made with a dangerous Guatemalan pepper grown by mental patients. The pepper has a powerful hallucinogenic effect and Homer wanders off into the darkest, strangest regions of his mind. Guided by a talking coyote, he goes on a voyage of self-discovery and realizes that he must find his soul mate.

[jeff30997]

30. One of my favorite episode.

I hope I didn't brain my damage.:rofl:

[arbusto_baboso]

19. Other: Branston Pickle

It is the King of All Condiments. Picked up a taste for it in the UK, and it beats the living shit out of all the other choices on your poll.

[Xipe Totec]

22. Fail!

If it's that superior, where is the moral dilemma?

We want some serious soulfood searching here.

There are no easy choices...

[arbusto_baboso]

24. Fine. I won't play then.

If my choice isn't good enough for you then... PPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[Xipe Totec]

29. It's too good

there is no moral dilemma then.

you need to choose the least imperfect choice...

[Midlodemocrat]

25. Where's the cajun mustard option? It's a must have for remoulade sauce.

[BlueJazz]

27. There's only one..

[backwoodsbob]

28. no choice for the beer?

[Xipe Totec]

31. Beer is the reward for choosing wisely...

[jeff30997]

32. flvegan is in charge for that.

Post 13.

[ejpoeta]

33. I have had my house on fire. burned to the ground. lost everything.

I can tell you I was not thinking about any of the stuff in my fridge. As a matter of fact, I was worried about our dog and cats and everything else didn't seem to matter. I did wander around the walmart parking lot trying to find my car after feeling the need to make sure my daughter had clothes and a toothbrush. i am not sure if i was in shock.

[Xipe Totec]

35. I've been caught in a refinery explosion

I had to push a military cordon out of the way with my truck, to get through to my mother's house and make sure everybody got out.

It's a miracle they didn't shoot me.

This thread is supposed to inject levity, after all the "choose human or pet" threads...

:hi:

[ejpoeta]

44. ok. i am sorry.

[Xipe Totec]

45. Don't be

just join in the fun!

:hi:

[Ohio Joe]

34. True story

In 1999, I saw a man run into a burning apartment complex, only to come out with an arm-full of underwear.

I thought he was mad.

Until last Aug. when my very own apartment burned down. I was not there to save anything but the next morning when I came to the realization that I only had one pair of underwear... and it was dirty... I realized that man was not in fact mad.

[Xipe Totec]

36. Experience is a dear teacher

But fools learn from no other...

- Benjamin Franklin

Welcome, brother...

[Bucky]

37. Ha-ha! Mayonaise wins! Fuck you, mustard!! Ha-ha-ha!

I'm a notoriously bad winner.

[Xipe Totec]

41. Yes, America shows it's bland center underneath the crusty facade n/t

[Kali]

48. just found out about Sriracha recently

YUM!:9
gonna take some to Mexico next time I go!

[kentauros]

51. Veganaise

made with hemp oil! :9

[Xipe Totec]

52. That sounds intriguing!

especially the hemp part...

I bet the homemade stuff is a good apetizer...