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I spent the morning selling concert tickets at the high school with a fucking fundy who got knocked up at 17 and spent the entire two hours telling me how fucking wonderful her daughter is. :eyes:
And, how she's straight edge, (no, she's not and I have FB photographic proof), is really into purity, blah, blah, blah.
The blowhard went on about the whole purity thing for about twenty minutes until I threw up in my mouth a little and then I said "Yeah, that whole purity/abstinence thing really worked out well for Bristol Palin, didn't it?"
She looked at me and says "Who?"
I said. "Oh, come on, the daughter of the running mate of the man I'm gonna wager you voted for? Sarah Palin? The great Moosekiller abstinence only governor of Alaska? That whole don't have sex until you're married thing? Pretty sure it was an epic Fail for them"
And, to top it off, after the whole 'my daughter is perfect bullshit' she tells me that her snowflake wants to go to NYU. The other lady said "Hey, Midlo's daughter got into NYU almost sight unseen with an audition off YouTube and her transcript."
So fucking fundy turns to me and says "Can you help my daughter?"
Me: "I don't know your daughter."
In other words, no, I won't help you, you fucking posturing fundie POS. Send little Miss Perfect to Liberty University where she can remain untouched.
GAH. What a fucking morning. I hate fundies. Good thing I don't carry a concealed weapon.
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