What does DTM mean to you?

[Lyric]

I, for one, am PROUD to be on the Dear To Me list.

[Midlodemocrat]

1. I wish I could like this, but this isn't Facebook.

:thumbsup:

[Lyric]

2. Do your best, darling.

I have a fresh order of Fermented Wheat Curd Broth Seasoning for the VeganFetus, just waiting to be shipped.

:loveya:

[DS1]

4. Fermented Wheat Curd Broth Seasoning. Right.

I think I'll just stick to citrus to be tasty. Jesus, that sounds like a single serving compost pit.

[Lyric]

5. You shouldn't talk about flvegan that way.

For shame.

:cry:

[DS1]

3. right now it means

answer your fucking PM midlo!

[Lyric]

6. HUSH!

Your demands are ridiculously over-the-top to an expectant mother. Shame on you!

[CreekDog]

7. I have a feeling when Midlo says DTM to me, she's not thinking "Dear"

i might be thinking "Oh Dear..." but that's something different altogether. :dilemma:

[Lyric]

8. You're WRONG.

I am ENTIRELY too precious to be anything but Dear. DEAR DEAR DEAR!!! I refuse to acknowledge anything else!!!

[CreekDog]

10. ahem

i wasn't talking about you, i'm talking about me! :rant:

you: DTM

:rofl:

[Lyric]

12. See below for evidence to the contrary.

:D

[Midlodemocrat]

9. You're right. She's thinking

Darling.


:loveya:


:rofl:

[Lyric]

11. I heart you.

:loveya:

[CreekDog]

13. that's so Zsa Zsa

:rofl:

[HopeHoops]

14. Um, I hope this doesn't get this thread locked or this post deleted.

This isn't intended to be a "sex post", but in high school, "DTM" meant "dick to mouth" - that was late 70's, early 80's. It was a common TLA (three letter acronym).

Sorry, but that's just an historical reference.

[Sky Masterson]

15. Don't Tell Me?

Don't Try Masturbation?
Devil Take Me?
Drive The Mutha?
:dunce: :P :hi:

[Lyric]

16. THAT'S IT!!!

I'm coming to Minnesota!!!

:P

You can't hide from me, you vixen of a man!!! :P

[Sky Masterson]

17. WTHWIH

Why The Hell Would I Hide? ;)

[Lyric]

18. ....

I :loveya: You. Series.

[Sky Masterson]

20. ...

:blush: ditto :loveya:

[bigwillq]

19. Don't Tell Midlo

:shrug:

[datasuspect]

21. dick the mongoloid

diahrrea to market

dorkus the malorkus

[Twillig]

22. Don't Tutch the Mutt? n/t

[Shell Beau]

23. Delicious to many? Yes, I also am proud to be that!

[jakefrep]

24. Deutsche Tourenwagen Meisterschaft...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deutsche_Tourenwagen_Masters

[CatholicEdHead]

25. Distinguished Toastmaster

The highest award in the Toastmasters program.

[underpants]

26. Da TM

:shrug:

[KamaAina]

27. Beats me. Ask Midlo.

:shrug:

[WillParkinson]

28. Well, if it refers to Midlo, it obviously means...

Don't tickle me.

I mean, having sextuplets has to play havoc with your bladder.