I just drank a bottle of wine in five minutes.

[crim son]

The ex-boyfriend hates me and has made it clear.

I could do with another bottle.

[sasquatch]

1. Nice post Midlo

On the serious side ex's can suck. I found a girl on facebook I used to have a crush on and date and it upset me for some reason.

[Lucian]

2. I did that last Thursday.

But I also took a bottle of pain medication. I puked them both up right away. :(

And no, I'm not joking.

[crim son]

3. I know you aren't.

If there was anything to take at 4:12 a.m. I would, but I am wide awake.

It's hideous.

[hfojvt]

5. I have not yet gone to bed

it is only 3:15 in central time and I don't have to get up until 11 a.m.

If you cannot sleep, you can at least meditate. Simply lie back and try to relax. Breathe deep. Inhale. Exhale. Inhale. Exhale. Count your breaths to ten. Wash, rinse, repeat.

[hfojvt]

4. it's alright

because it's midnight and I've got two more bottles of wine. (second song)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uat7wvVyQVA

let's take the ex out of sex. You know I still love you, or if you don't let me try to make it clear.

I still love you :hug:

Plus, if you drink a couple more bottles of wine, I could start to look good, or at least passable.

Otherwise, I don't really care for alcohol.

It's a depressant, and I prefer 'pick-me-ups'

like caffeine and sugar.

[Skittles]

6. you want I should kick some ex ass, crim son?

lemme at him

[Moondog]

7. It's his loss. The hell with him.

[mainegreen]

8. He was lame. You can do better.

He probably wasn't cute enough too.

[Wapsie B]

9. There are men who'd walk over hot coals for you.

The ex-bf is not worth a minute of your time.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

10. You're a drunk. Get help.

Not the glorious, applause-filled response you were hoping for? Tough shit. Drinking yourself into a coma doesn't really impress anybody. If you want the admiration of your peers then throw the bottle away and deal with reality.

This interdiction was posted by a man who 25 years ago tried very hard to drink himself to death. He didn't succeed, but he remembers all the excuses, all the reasons, all the long lonely nights puking and shitting his pants, all the tortured logic of trying to find excuses to blame it all on someone else. It didn't work with him and it simply will not work with her.

[LynneSin]

11. Damn, you said it better (and probably nicer) than what I would

nuff said.

[snooper2]

12. guess you are still passed out then

being that it's 11:20 CST

[fudge stripe cookays]

13. Great behavior for your kids to see.

P #6 is right.

You need help.