Man avoids washing for 35 years in order to father son

[JonLP24]

An Indian man who fathered seven daughters has not washed for 35 years in an apparent attempt to ensure his next child is a boy, newspapers report.

Kailash "Kalau" Singh replaces bathing and brushing his teeth with a "fire bath" every evening when he stands on one leg beside a bonfire, smokes marijuana and says prayers to Lord Shiva, according to the Hindustan Times.

"It's just like using water to take a bath," Kalau was reported as saying. "A fire bath helps kill germs and infection in the body."

Kalau, 63, from a village outside the holy city of Varanasi, outraged his family by refusing to take a ritual dip in the river Ganges even after his brother died five years ago.

"I still don't remember how it all began," he said in Saturday's edition of the paper. "I just know it started about 35 years ago."

Kalau's hygiene regime has taken its toll on his professional life.

The grocery store that he used to own closed when customers stopped shopping there due to his "unhealthy personality" and he now tills fields near Varanasi airport.
http://livenews.com.au/news/man-avoids-washing-for-35-years-in-order-to-father-son/2009/5/12/206243

[flying_wahini]

1. gag !

and he has fathered seven daughters? poor wife....

[JonLP24]

2. Hey! Atleast he took a "fire" bath

:crazy:

[hobbit709]

3. Well, THAT worked real well didn't it?

Does his wife wear a gas mask when they do it?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

4. just cause pot inspired an idea, doesnt mean its a good idea. nt

[peekaloo]

5. genitalia roasting by an open fire, THC nipping at your sperm.

perhaps it is time for him to reevaluate his "technique".

[Strong Atheist]

6. "Impulse can be a long time, especially when it is a

REALLY bad idea..."

[Arugula Latte]

7. How is he going to get anyone to sleep with him, though?

[rcrush]

9. He just says "I got some killer weed" and the ladies all swoon.

[Arugula Latte]

10. Or maybe they just pass out from his stench.

x(

[JVS]

12. The pheormones must be incredible by now

[rcrush]

8. Pot head who doesnt bathe? I knew tons of guys like that in college.

Sometimes I am that guy to!

[ccharles000]

11. eww but funny

[nomorenomore08]

13. But really, after a month or so of not bathing, do you accumulate much of any additional stench?

:shrug:

[no name no slogan]

14. Dad?