Things the old Spock should tell the young Spock in the new movie

[mduffy31]

1. When you run into this guy named Khan KILL HIM!

2. Start cloning whales RIGHT FUCKING NOW! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST DO IT!

3. Keep and eye on the 1 eyed Klingon

4. Genesis is NOT A GOOD IDEA!

5. When you meet Sybok again, tell him to FUCK OFF!

[Orsino]

1. I've been watching a lot of Enterprise lately...

...and wanted a young Spock in denial to say to his older self, "The Vulcan Science Directorate has determined that time travel is...nearly impossible."

[baldguy]

2. Lighten up, fer chrissakes!

Your dad isn't as big an asshole as you think, and your mom cooler than you are - even if she is human.

[Deep13]

3. Never, ever, ever build a holodeck. nt

[Captain Hilts]

10. EVER. nt

[Deep13]

4. If you get stuck in a temporal loop...

...where events repreat themselves and lead towards an unavoidable catastrophe and you become aware of it; if you decide to do something different and then stop yourself because that may be what causes the catastrophe--it doesn't. Doing the same shit you were going to do will cause the disaster--obviously--because that's what you did the first time around the loop. You didn't say, hey let's do something different because there might be a disaster ahead of us. No, you did what you were planning to do. Picard, you can be a real dumbass sometimes.

[no name no slogan]

5. 1. "Don't Trust Whitey"

2. "The Lord Loves a Working Man"

3. "See a Doctor and Get Rid of It"

[flvegan]

6. That he's gonna see a million faces, and rock them all.

Wait...I may be confusing Spock with Jon Bon Jovi.

[DarkTirade]

13. No, you got it right the first time.

:P

[edbermac]

7. "Donald Rumsfeld is giving President Bush his daily briefing..."

:rofl:

[wyldwolf]

8. Tell Kirk to stay off the maiden voyage of Enterprise B

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. You're gonna train a hot as hell Saavik, and then totally pon farr her when you're 15!

And make sure to put it in your will that you get buried with a video camera so you can film, because apparently it's the only pon farr you ever get.

[Occam Bandage]

11. God really doesn't need a spaceship.

[WolverineDG]

12. T'Pol's dead, but that's okay

she was cheating on you anyway.

dg

[Withywindle]

14. When you feel pon farr coming on, stay the hell away from Kirk

or the fangirls will NEVER let you forget it!