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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-07-09 12:21 AM
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A funny Jesus thing I got in the EMail Today...
GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit </ SPAN>

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories...
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do

Can I get a n AMEN!!

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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-07-09 12:25 AM
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1. AMEN!
And rofl too!

I haven't seen this one ...

It's great...

Thanks for posting!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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emilyg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-07-09 01:15 AM
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2. Amen.
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intheflow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-07-09 02:09 AM
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3. Awomen!
"Amen" adjusted for gender! :P
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