Totally Tasteless Joke Thread

[mykpart]

Two lesbian frogs are sitting on a lily pad. One says to the other, "You know, it's true . . . we really do taste like chicken!"

[TOhioLiberal]

1. You know...

I've heard that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny.

You know why sharks don't eat republicans?
Professional courtesy!

So there!
Trekkerlass :-)

[mykpart]

2. Some favorite insults:

The proctologist called - they found your head.

Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

[Nostradammit]

3. What do Michael Jackson and Tuna have in common?

They both come in little cans.


(You asked for it...)

[jpgray]

4. That wins. Yick. (nt)

[ChoralScholar]

5. oh my god that is awful

[Squeegee]

12. What do Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?

They both put 45 year old meat between 12 year old buns.

[grannylib]

6. Here are a couple:

Remember when Michael Jackson got fired from pepsi? They caught him sipping on a squirt.

What type of luggage do vultures take on airplanes?

Carry-on (hee hee, sorry)

[NightTrain]

7. What's green and eats nuts?

Gonorrhea. :spank:

[Djinn]

9. LOL!

the only ones I can think of are those that'd get me banished! why is it I only remember the really un-PC jokes? this one is about as clean as my repetoire gets

Q: What's the odd one out: Dishwasher, Washing machine, Wife, TV

A: TV - the only one that doesn't leaked when it's f*&ked

[HamstersFromHell]

8. sickest.joke.ever (You *have* been warned!)

In all those old western movies, whenever the doctor shows up at the home on the range to deliver a child he always tells someone to go boil some water...why is that?






In case the baby is stillborn, they can make soup.

[Djinn]

That's SOOO getting added

to my list!

[Marius]

10. Funniest. Joke. Ever.

Q: What's green and smells like pork?
A: Kermit's finger.

[jpgray]

11. That is pretty funny. :-) (nt)

[SmileyBoy]

13. Here's one...

Q: What has two legs and bleeds?
A: Half a dog.

[Zinfandel]

14. Wanna hear Reagan's favorite truly taseless joke?

Got it from the "I hate Republicans" reader, Reagan loved it and told it to everyone.. Well here it is...

A black man walks into a bar, with a huge beautiful colorful parrot on his shoulder.

And the bartender asks, "Where in the hell did you get him"

And the parrot replies..."in Africa"

Our 40th president's favorite joke...and here we are.

NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD!!!


I love BEING POLICTICALLY INCORRECT!

[radfringe]

15. what do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

:evilgrin:

A-Flat minor

:evilgrin:

[Limbought]

16. What do you call a dog with no legs?

Cigarette. You take him out for drags.

[peacefreak]

17. My turn

What do you get when you cross a pirate with a pedophile?


RRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrr Kelly.

[grannylib]

18. hee hee, that is good!

[everythingsxen]

19. From the yonder days of OJ..

What's the difference between O.J. and KFC?

At KFC, first they slit the throats, then they batter them.

(Awful, no? :evilgrin: )