FITB: I support same sex marriage, but I'm absolutely opposed to marriage between ________ & _______

[OmahaBlueDog]

[NightWatcher]

1. Sport rivalry marriages are ticking timebombs

[Deja Q]

2. a cat and a dog

:evilgrin:


(edited: grammar in relation to the OP)

[Arugula Latte]

18. Also, Cat People and Dog People should not marry.

Luckily I married a fellow Cat Worshipper.

[Shell Beau]

21. You are right! Because I HAVE to have a dog lover. Have to.

I love cats but don't have any. I wouldn't mind having a cat, but I HAVE to have my doggies.

[Shell Beau]

3. Cats and dogs! I just have a feeling there will be TONS of divorces going on.

Cats are too bossy for dogs.

[LeftyMom]

4. Niner fans and Raider fans.

:wtf: were my parents thinking?

[OmahaBlueDog]

19. Of Bay Area marriages, one is far more distasteful...

and

[LeftyMom]

20. SJSU and Beauty School. I think they're okay there.

The golden Bears and the disembodied color red were a bit out of their league, academically. ;) Not that they're not smart enough, but well, like many young people of their era they had uhm, "other interests" :smoke: and were not especially dedicated students.

[OmahaBlueDog]

22. The beauty school grad will probably come out on top financially

...we all have hair

[LeftyMom]

23. She makes pretty good money, but she quit doing hair when her arthritis got bad.

She works in HR.

[OmahaBlueDog]

24. We all need to interview the people we hire to cut hair

...and manage benefits, and have employee "conversations"

[no name no slogan]

5. OTHER: Midlo & DS1

that's just not right

[Midlodemocrat]

8. Of course not. I'm married and he loves SO.

I'm old enough to be his slightly older sister. Slightly, maybe barely.

No, not really.

[jmowreader]

6. Baptists.

IIRC Southern Baptists have the highest divorce rate.

[BeachBaby]

15. +44-6.

[Midlodemocrat]

7. *gasp* I'm a CHOICE??????

:wtf:???????


:cry:

[Deja Q]

12. You're not a dog!

:wow:

[KamaAina]

9. Rick Santorum and a box turtle

:P

P.S. It's "Baltimorean".

[OmahaBlueDog]

11. I thought it was "Bawlemurians"

[madinmaryland]

28. Why do hate us here in the Free State! BTW, that is not the

FReeperState.

[OmahaBlueDog]

38. You might (or might not) appreciate this exchange

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=5555942&mesg_id=5556417
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=5555942&mesg_id=5557247

[madinmaryland]

39. Heh! Now I know why turtlensue changed her DU name!!

:rofl:

[LostInAnomie]

10. Attractive women and anyone other than me.

[Orsino]

13. George and Barbara Bush.

But it's a little goddamned late, I guess.

[OmahaBlueDog]

14. A little late indeed.......

[Wetzelbill]

16. American Idol fans and me.

[Left Is Write]

29. Does this mean you and I won't be getting married?

[Wetzelbill]

31. already there is an exception

:)

[Jamastiene]

33. +1

[MrScorpio]

17. I may have been a male slut in my youth...

But I drew the line at Buckeyes fans

GO BLUE!

[flvegan]

25. Cowboys fans and anyone with 2 brain cells to rub together.

[LeftyMom]

26. Good point.

Nobody wants to pass on those defective Cowgirl fan genes to another generation.

[jobycom]

41. Yeah, we do sort of overpower you bi-brainies, don't we?

[Left Is Write]

27. Duh. Vikings fans and Packers fans.

[InvisibleTouch]

30. myself and anybody else. :) n/t

[Initech]

32. Short term lease? It should work more like software trial license agreements:

60 days demonstration then you pay to get the full deal.

[OmahaBlueDog]

35. ..and have you read the EULA regarding this woman, and take her into matrimony..

...for a period not to exceed 60 days unless a licensing fee is paid, which will afford the Grantee (herinafter "Grooom") certain usage rights for up to two years from the date of this agreement?

[Initech]

44. instead of "I take this woman to be my wife", "I gladly accept this licensing agreement."

"I only agree to make copies for personal use and this marriage shall end upon termination of the agreement."

[baldguy]

34. Redskins fans and Cowboys fans

Talk about the spawn of Satan!

[Gormy Cuss]

36. I must say choice #1 is a Hobson's Choice.

There is no compromise between BoSox and Yankees fans.

[lutefisk]

37. I'm absolutely opposed to marriage between a Republican & any fertile partner....nt

[DS1]

40. Michael Bay and Stanley Kubrick

[jobycom]

Macs and PCs!

[elshiva]

42. daleks and humans because this is the result:

[Canuckistanian]

43. Chuggo and Mindy Sterling

And I don't even know what that means.

[southerncrone]

45. Fundies & those capable of reproduction

[struggle4progress]

46. ... between the time the bars close and the time the morning paper gets delivered

Just trust me on this one

[OmahaBlueDog]

48. I'm sure there's a great story there

...and I'm equally sure it's not getting told here

[struggle4progress]

53. There might be a Bulwer-Lytton contest entry sentence there, but probably not a whole story

[Orsino]

47. 4 & 6 a.m.

That's just too damned early.

[OmahaBlueDog]

49. Disagree: Country Clubs & Restaurants are wide open for booking at 7AM

Who wouldn't want to start their Saturday morning with a full liquor bar and a few rounds of the Macerena and the Chicken Dance?

[begin_within]

50. Ann Coulter and another man

[begin_within]

51. Quentin Tarantino and "Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!"

[jeff30997]

52. I'm absolutely opposed to marriage between...

Platypus and Octopus.What kind of kids would they have ?:crazy: