what do you do when you find out a DUer has a crush on you?

[datasuspect]

this is new territory for me.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

1. send them naked pics

[AirBaud]

3. I have a crush.

I'll be waiting.

[redqueen]

6. Hahaha...

that is exactly what I was going to say. :)

[Aristus]

15. Lionesspriyanka is telling a wee little white lie: I've had a crush on her for six years now.

Still waiting for the naked pics...

B-)

:hide:

[OmahaBlueDog]

Is this a cyber crush, or a MIRL crush?

Note: MIRL = meet in real life

[datasuspect]

5. it's a cyber crush

she found out about my titles

[MrCoffee]

8. I'm not a she, loverboy.

[datasuspect]

9. shit, i'm the one who has a crush on YOU

[Iggo]

2. I'll let you know if it ever happens.

B-)

[Sky Masterson]

4. Question the information

Or the sanity of the DUer. :dunce:

[no name no slogan]

7. ^ THIS

[PeaceNikki]

10. Start 47 threads with their DU name in the title?

:shrug:

[datasuspect]

11. YEAH!!!!!111

LOLZ NARWHALS

[SacredCow]

12. Sexting...

all the cool kids are doing it.

[datasuspect]

13. i took a picture of my weiner when i was drunk

and accidentally sent it to my mom

[SacredCow]

16. What's the big deal?

She's seen it before...

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

18. Would you show us what she saw?

:evilgrin:

[Heidi]

34. Thanks for not mentioning my name.

;)

[Shell Beau]

14. You out them to the lounge!!!

Who who who who is it!?!?!?!?! :bounce:

:P

[Deja Q]

17. Well, if there's syzygy or mutual attraction, I'll respond...

Mind you, I'll just flirt with lots of people too, but I'm not good at remembering peoples' descriptions unless I'm really in drool mode...

[Forkboy]

19. I wouldn't know.

:cry:

[surrealAmerican]

20. You post a thread in the lounge ...

... asking for advice. That ought to set a lot of folks gossiping about it.

[rug]

21. Change my underwear.

[Danger Mouse]

22. Bite their fucking nose off.

GNAW! CHEW! NIBBLE! CHEW!

[FarLeftRage]

23. Take it as it comes...

It would a whole new experience for me.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

24. Play hard to get, act like an arrogant jerk, apologize, wait for them to accept the apology, and...

...act like a jerk again. Then say something like "I'd never expect you to accept my apology a SECOND time," then pretend to cry, then manipulate THEM into apologizing to ME, and when they do, say something like "Gosh, honey, I need some time to reflect on this," then go to BevMo and get whatever is the cheapest single-malt on-sale Scotch, come home, grab the ice bucket and a tumbler, and pass out in front of the TV in my underpants watching my old "Matlock" VHS tapes.

:grouphug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

25. Hope I don't wake up

[Lyric]

33. ...

:loveya:

[LostInAnomie]

26. I post naked pics of myself in the lounge.

Sadly, no one on here has ever had a crush on me.

[KamaAina]

27. Put them on Ignore

:P

Seriesly, how the heck would I know? :shrug:

[bluedigger]

28. I don't answer hypothetical questions...

[Dr. Strange]

29. I tell them calmly and clearly...

"With all due respect, LeftyFingerPop, you're just not my type. And you probably should stop applying cranberry juice to your bikini zone. It's turning several shades of red. And not good reds, either."

[no name no slogan]

30. Stalk them. At least, until they get a restraining order.

[Left Is Write]

31. I'll let you know what I do if I ever find out such information.

[Lyric]

32. If you're me, you become a lot more interested in that DU'er

because you're intensely curious as to *why* said person has a crush on you. Eventually, you probably develop a bit of a return crush.

:hi:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

35. Webcam -- Baby!!...

Cyber Sex...all teh kool kids are doing it, ya know :bounce:

[old mark]

36. I don't have that problem - I posted my pic once, scared everyond away.

Even me.

mark