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Pierre.Suave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 12:54 PM Original message |
Post a joke that is just a punchline, and nothing else |
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arbusto_baboso (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 01:01 PM Response to Original message |
1. If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college. |
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sammythecat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 01:25 PM Response to Reply #1 |
7. Give me credit for naked, maybe naive, honesty here. |
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gmoney (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 01:56 PM Response to Reply #7 |
24. There's no real joke... |
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sammythecat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 02:57 PM Response to Reply #24 |
43. I see. |
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BornBlue (278 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 04:25 PM Response to Reply #24 |
57. I guess I have a dirty mind... |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-03-09 09:56 AM Response to Reply #57 |
85. You mean she got in on a foal scholarship? |
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Orsino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 01:05 PM Response to Original message |
2. . |
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davsand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 01:12 PM Response to Original message |
3. How many is a brazillion? |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 01:16 PM Response to Original message |
4. Take my wife. Please. |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 01:18 PM Response to Original message |
5. But you see, you can KEEP the duck. |
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guitar man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 01:20 PM Response to Original message |
6. then how did you make the mule cry? |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 01:27 PM Response to Original message |
8. If we're all God's children, why is Jesus so special? |
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Arkansas Granny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 01:32 PM Response to Reply #8 |
10. Oh, that's a keeper. |
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meegbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 01:30 PM Response to Original message |
9. The Aristocrats! |
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Goblinmonger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 01:53 PM Response to Reply #9 |
20. Nice! n/t |
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Rambis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 01:35 PM Response to Original message |
11. One is a flaming Nazi gasbag and the other is just a dirigible |
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NoPasaran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 01:37 PM Response to Original message |
12. Twenty bucks, Father, Same as downtown. |
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Iggo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 01:39 PM Response to Original message |
13. Bangor? No. We were just good friends. |
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Iggo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 01:43 AM Response to Reply #13 |
61. Delete |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-03-09 09:55 AM Response to Reply #13 |
84. Jacket? Don't mind if I do! |
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bif (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 01:44 PM Response to Original message |
14. A shithouse door from a tuna trawler. About six feet. |
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3.14158675309 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 01:47 PM Response to Original message |
15. THE ARISTOCRATS! |
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gmoney (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 01:53 PM Response to Reply #15 |
21. Yeah, but you told it funnier. ;) |
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3.14158675309 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 01:54 PM Response to Reply #21 |
22. LOL Love the sig line, too! |
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Prisoner_Number_Six (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 01:49 PM Response to Original message |
16. General Discussion. |
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 01:49 PM Response to Original message |
17. Ever hear about the two gay judges that |
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gmoney (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 01:52 PM Response to Reply #17 |
19. "One was Patrick FitzGerald, the other was Gerald FitzPatrick" |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 02:10 PM Response to Reply #17 |
31. Don't worry, Padre. Richard Nixon just jumped out with my backpack. |
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gmoney (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 01:51 PM Response to Original message |
18. "My AGENT came to my HOUSE?" |
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IntravenousDemilo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 01:55 PM Response to Reply #18 |
23. Ah, you're the OTHER person who knows that joke. Hi. n/m |
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gmoney (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 01:57 PM Response to Reply #23 |
25. LOL... maybe you know this one? |
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IntravenousDemilo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 04:03 PM Response to Reply #25 |
53. Yup. |
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gmoney (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 01:57 PM Response to Original message |
26. "He just THINKS he's Bono." |
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gmoney (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 02:00 PM Response to Original message |
27. Someone had a part of their act where they did this... |
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bluesbassman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 02:07 PM Response to Original message |
28. "Don't look at me, he packed his own lunch" |
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Symarip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 02:08 PM Response to Original message |
29. BITCH YOU RUINED MY LIFE |
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bluesbassman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 02:12 PM Response to Reply #29 |
32. That's not a punchline, it's an epitaph. |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-05-09 07:00 PM Response to Reply #32 |
99. Well, technically, it's a line that will get you punched. |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 02:09 PM Response to Original message |
30. Don't look here. The joke's in your hand. |
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Pierre.Suave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 02:18 PM Response to Reply #30 |
33. Whats my hand doing in your pants? |
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ElboRuum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 02:33 PM Response to Reply #33 |
39. PA-ZING! |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 03:24 PM Response to Reply #33 |
48. Nice post, Sen. Craig. |
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Pierre.Suave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 04:35 PM Response to Reply #48 |
60. tap tap tap |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 02:22 PM Response to Original message |
34. Liquor? I don't even know her! |
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baldguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 02:26 PM Response to Original message |
35. . |
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Pierre.Suave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 02:27 PM Response to Reply #35 |
36. well done sir |
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baldguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 02:41 PM Response to Reply #36 |
40. It's that vacant, soulless stare that does it. |
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backtoblue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 02:28 PM Response to Original message |
37. Twat did you say? I c$nt hear you! I must have an ear infucktion. |
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gmoney (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 04:17 PM Response to Reply #37 |
55. Bareass me again later... |
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ElboRuum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 02:31 PM Response to Original message |
38. I think so Brain... But where are we going to get a duck and a rubber hose at this hour? |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 02:52 PM Response to Original message |
41. and he said, "You think that's bad? Imagine how SHE feels about it!" |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 02:53 PM Response to Original message |
42. Def Leppard |
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Iggo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 01:45 AM Response to Reply #42 |
62. He's all right now. |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 02:58 PM Response to Original message |
44. Peter! I can see my house from up here! nt |
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namahage (678 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 02:58 PM Response to Original message |
45. "How do you think I rang the doorbell?" n/t |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 03:01 PM Response to Original message |
46. We wanted to be first in line for "Closed for the Winter!!!" |
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realisticphish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 03:02 PM Response to Original message |
47. super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis |
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davsand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 02:12 PM Response to Reply #47 |
68. Oh my. Is there any way you can share that entire joke with me? Please? |
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realisticphish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 06:43 PM Response to Reply #68 |
71. ghandi |
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JimGinPA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 03:04 PM Response to Reply #47 |
69. Akin To - Two Obese Patties, Special Ross, Lester Heeves Picking His Bunions On a Sesame Street Bus |
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davsand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-03-09 09:01 AM Response to Reply #69 |
81. My mental image of HOW you got there is pretty bad. |
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DinahMoeHum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 03:32 PM Response to Original message |
49. Was that before or after you slept with him? |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 03:32 PM Response to Original message |
50. Police issued a bulletin for a small medium at large. nt |
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WinkyDink (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 03:33 PM Response to Original message |
51. "President George W. Bush." |
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AllenVanAllen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 03:59 PM Response to Original message |
52. No matter where you go, there you are... |
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DemBones DemBones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 04:09 PM Response to Original message |
54. "You ask me if I know the big bad bandit? I had |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 04:23 PM Response to Original message |
56. George W. Bush |
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LeftOfSelf-Centered (270 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 04:27 PM Response to Original message |
58. Supercollider? I just met her! |
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BornBlue (278 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-01-09 04:33 PM Response to Original message |
59. They said a black man would never be President, |
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Iggo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 01:46 AM Response to Original message |
63. Hello, big lady! |
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Iggo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 01:46 AM Response to Original message |
64. A little, at first. |
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Debi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 09:16 AM Response to Original message |
65. You don't understand...Chunks is my DOG! |
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flying rabbit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-03-09 10:00 AM Response to Reply #65 |
87. ... |
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Debi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-03-09 11:25 AM Response to Reply #87 |
90. One of the best! n/t |
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Iggo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 12:39 PM Response to Original message |
66. Stay Free Mini Pads. |
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Dyedinthewoolliberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 12:45 PM Response to Original message |
67. Here's one |
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CJCRANE (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 03:07 PM Response to Original message |
70. Those aren't teabags! n/t |
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cloudbase (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 07:05 PM Response to Original message |
72. "Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there!" |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 07:17 PM Response to Original message |
73. "Windows Vista". |
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JBoy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 07:20 PM Response to Original message |
74. A teenager from Sheboygan, Wisconsin. |
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Mike 03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 07:22 PM Response to Original message |
75. I got the only vehicle in the world that has traveled more miles vertically than |
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SalmonChantedEvening (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 07:52 PM Response to Original message |
76. Hugh, and only Hugh can prevent Florist Friars |
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sniffa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 08:19 PM Response to Original message |
77. From: God |
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Witchy_Dem (496 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 08:30 PM Response to Original message |
78. Because they didn't push ticket sales |
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rurallib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 09:29 PM Response to Original message |
79. "Rudolph the Red, knows rain, dear!" |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-02-09 09:37 PM Response to Original message |
80. Deleted |
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hellbound-liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-03-09 09:08 AM Response to Original message |
82. Practice! Practice! Practice! |
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SKKY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-03-09 09:18 AM Response to Original message |
83. Because the hotdogs taste like shit! |
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Dyedinthewoolliberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-03-09 09:57 AM Response to Original message |
86. Another |
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flying rabbit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-03-09 10:01 AM Response to Original message |
88. Holy shit! A talking muffin! |
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Iggo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-03-09 10:02 AM Response to Original message |
89. Hey, Hugh! Get off of McCloud! |
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Pierre.Suave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-03-09 11:36 AM Response to Original message |
91. this thread makes me |
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hellbound-liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-03-09 11:38 AM Response to Original message |
92. They didn't like the way their father was "rearing" them. |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-03-09 11:38 AM Response to Original message |
93. If'n she ain't good enough for her family she ain't good enough fuh 'arn |
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Chemical Bill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-03-09 11:42 AM Response to Original message |
94. I'm sorry honey, I forgot that your brother asked for the car. |
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hellbound-liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-03-09 11:48 AM Response to Original message |
95. It's a knickknack, Patty Black! Give the frog a loan! |
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Pierre.Suave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-05-09 04:46 PM Response to Original message |
96. rectum? Damn near killed him... |
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Esra Star (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-05-09 05:03 PM Response to Original message |
97. .....and I turned into a motel....... |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-05-09 07:00 PM Response to Original message |
98. They polled 100 men between the ages of 18 and 45 and they all said... |
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