Steamed red hot on a steamed bun, with mustard, relish, and sauerkraut

[BurtWorm]

A bag of BBQ chips and a 10 oz. bottle of Coke through a paper straw. On a mall in some New England village. That first bite... a little crunching sound as the heat-tightened sausage skin snaps between the teeth.

Love it or leave it?

:patriot:

[Dr. Strange]

1. Take off the relish and sauerkraut...

and I'm loving it. Yum!

[redqueen]

4. +1

[KamaAina]

14. No, take off the relish and *mustard*

One of my goals for my First 100 Days is to have mustard, and also mayo, reclassified as weapons of mass destruction.

Among other things, this will mean that Iraq actually did have WMD. :P

[Dr. Strange]

15. A hot dog WITHOUT mustard?

Alerting. Enjoy your stay.

[TZ]

17. I eat my hot dog plain. No NOTHIN on it.

What do you think of that, freeper? :P

[mainegreen]

20. OMG. What the hell is WRONG with you?

You need to be COMMITTED for your own good!

Don't worry, they can help freaks like you there.


:D

[Dr. Strange]

24. DTDS

[mainegreen]

2. If a hotdog isn't bright red, and doesn't snap, it's crap, that's what.

The bun MUST be steamed. If it isn't steamed, it's crap.

[BurtWorm]

3. What are you, Scottish?

:crazy:

I agree with you. It's CRAP, ya tossers!

[petronius]

5. WANT! NOW! GIMME!

:bounce:

[old mark]

6. I understand some people are vegetarians and don't eat these

at all.

The HORROR!!!!!

mark

[IntravenousDemilo]

8. I'm not a vegetarian, but you won't find me eating ground-up snouts and assholes...

... even if the factory adds "wiener flavour". It's only meat by the most basic definition, too, that it's partly an animal product -- you know, like shit.

[BurtWorm]

10. You don't know what you're missing!

There's nothing tastier than steamed pig anus!

[IntravenousDemilo]

12. Yeah, I think I'll leave things like that to Anthony Bourdain. n/m

[old mark]

18. Absolutely! DO NOT spare the mustard! nt

[Tuesday Afternoon]

7. Lunch!

:9

[The Magistrate]

9. Leave Off The Sauerkraut, Sir

Great stuff in its place, but not appropriate on a bun.

And lose the flavoring from the potato chips; plain is infinitely superior when it comes to fried potato in any form.

Then the thing would verge on perfection....

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

11. I found vegetarian red hots at in a supermarket in Westerly, RI

I was in heaven, and I have never seen them anywhere else.

:cry:

[BurtWorm]

21. Do they snap when you bite them?

What's the skin made of?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

22. They get a decent snap if you grill them

I have no clue what the skin is. Soy version of pig intestines?

[BurtWorm]

26. Some kind of seaweed maybe?

[MissMillie]

13. you forgot the onion

and switch the Coke to beer.

You got it.

[sammythecat]

16. Pay no attention to these fools

encouraging you remove stuff. They're ignorant.

You do need a little ketchup and some chopped onions though. When you get used to that, try adding some Hershey's Kisses. And icing.

With nuts. :9

[BurtWorm]

19. Good additions,.

Except the nuts. :crazy:

Seriously--onions and kethcup? :thumbsup:

[Dr Fate]

23. Steamed dogs are tops. I steam mine with beer.

A lot of folks insist that you have to grill or broil dogs- while those are great- steamed is my favorite as well...

Yeah- sounds great.

[whistler162]

25. Grilled Hofman's hot dog or coney.....

LOTS of Sauerkraut on a New England style bun...... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

If I didn't have defrosted strip steaks home I would buy me some!