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Bob was in a quandary. His small business had suffered a slight downturn, and, after much soul-searching, he determined that he could no longer afford to pay both Debra and Jack.
The problem was that both were excellent workers, and there was basically nothing to choose between the two of them. So Bob decided that the following day, he would sit where he could keep an eye on the water cooler, and whichever of his two workers took the first water break would be let go.
And so he does. He arrives at the office early in the morning and takes a seat with a view of the water cooler. Debra, unfortunately, spent most of the night partying and is nursing a nasty hangover, so as soon as she gets in she heads for the cooler for something to wash down her aspirin. Bob is sad, but decides to stick with his plan. He approaches Debra at the water cooler and says, "Debra, I'm afraid I have to lay you or Jack off". To which Debra replies, "Well, you better jack off because I feel like sh1t today".
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