I was sitting on the hopper at 3 am last night and there was a grasshopper sitting on the

graywarrior

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Thu Apr-23-09 09:34 PM
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I was sitting on the hopper at 3 am last night and there was a grasshopper sitting on the

floor staring up at me. I'm up on the second floor. It's still freezing outside. WTF? How did he get there and what does it mean?

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Pierre.Suave

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Thu Apr-23-09 09:36 PM
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1. It means you need indoor plumbing...

Don't you think it is about time?

Who the hell has a two floor outhouse anyway, thats just weird... :P

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graywarrior

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Thu Apr-23-09 09:39 PM
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2. You know, people in NH DO have indoor plumping.

However wo also have guys who lurk inside outhouse toilets
http://www.wmur.com/news/4662061/detail.html

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Pierre.Suave

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Thu Apr-23-09 09:41 PM
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3. Oh god...

I think I am going to be sick...

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Sebastian Doyle

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Thu Apr-23-09 09:44 PM
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5. You think that's weird?

Talk to the Freeper who rented the basement :evilgrin:

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Pierre.Suave

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Thu Apr-23-09 09:45 PM
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7. HAHAHAHA

yeah, that is even weirder...

:P

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graywarrior

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Thu Apr-23-09 09:47 PM
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9. Bwahahahahaha!

:rofl:

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fizzgig

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Thu Apr-23-09 09:42 PM
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4. i don't know

but those little bastards creep me out

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flvegan

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Thu Apr-23-09 09:44 PM
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6. Grasshopper? Silly. That was the money you could be saving with Geico.

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Pierre.Suave

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Thu Apr-23-09 09:45 PM
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8. ...

:rofl:

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graywarrior

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Thu Apr-23-09 09:48 PM
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10. But I have Geico

I think he was mocking me

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applegrove

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Fri Apr-24-09 01:09 PM
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11. Bring that little critter into your bedroom so you can go to sleep to the wonderful

Edited on Fri Apr-24-09 01:10 PM by applegrove

sound of crickets. That is what I would do. LOL!

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graywarrior

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Fri Apr-24-09 02:58 PM
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12. I'll get him a leash

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