How Low will Kerry go

[Florida_Geek]

[Skittles]

1. I don't understand

what's wrong with playing the guitar?

[CalebHayes]

3. He could do a fund raiser right there on the plane...

"What song you want to hear?" "We're not going to take it!" oh wait thats Arnold's song.

[bigwillq]

10. I don't think there's anything wrong with it

Maybe they're trying to say how "low" can he go on the guitar. If not, then I don't really findd this as a low point for Kerry. Look at Clinton and his saxophone.

[Qutzupalotl]

15. 2nd E below middle C.

[LuLu550]

2. he was in a band when he was young

he's no poser, he can play...or was it the choice of songs...
Kumbahya, mah lord, kumbahya......

[wyldwolf]

4. As low as Dean, I guess...

several photos of Dean strumming a gitfiddle around.

[emulatorloo]

5. He will alienate his hardcore fans by going electric

[LuLu550]

7. OK, someone Photo shop Kiss makeup

on this guy...the picture is just begging for it!

[emulatorloo]

12. LOL - n/t

[AngryYoungMan]

6. I mean, what can Bush do? Throw up?

eom

[IronLionZion]

9. Bush can chug beer and snort lines of blow like no other

president ever could.

[bif]

11. Ever see Bush handle a Yard of Ale?

He's the king!

[sandnsea]

8. How low will DU go

To bash Kerry. That's the real question.

[LuLu550]

13. hey hey, now, I'm not bashing Kerry!

I think it would be funny to see him in Kiss makeup, that's all....This is the lounge, we're just having lounge fun!

[Blue-Jay]

14. Two things....No! Three!

1. I bet he's playing "Sweet Home Alabama"

2. DUers that bash OUR candidate make baby Jebus cry.

3. It's Sax-OOOOOOOO-Phone! SAXOPHONE. People that spell it otherwise probably like Kenny G.

[Whitacre D_WI]

16. I admire him more than ever.

He was in a rock band when he was younger, but he knows how to hold a classical guitar in the proper classical/mariachi posture.

!Bravo, Juan Kerry!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

17. This pic reminds me of the movie "Airplane"

...the scene where the flight attendant borrows a passenger's guitar so she can sing to the little girl who's got a life-threatening illness.

As she walks down the aisle with guitar-in-hand, she whacks a bunch of passengers in the head, right before she breaks into a rousing chorus of some inspirational folk tune. Then she starts to get into her performance so much that she doesn't notice when she's whacked the little girl's IV out of her arm.

Non-sequiter, I know; but it just reminded me of it... :-)

[Lindacooks]

18. What's wrong with that?

eom

[rbnyc]

19. I don't get it. (nt)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

20. OH NO! A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT! PINKO! COMMIE! HIPPIE! LIBERAL!

The only type of music admissible for a public official to perform is singing Fundie-Jingoist hymns!!! Oh my this is worse than not endorsing the anti-gay marriage amendment! The Democrats are DOOMED! The NASCAR dads will flee in horror! </sarcasm>

[Astarho]

21. Well, Kerry's got

that gangly kind of frame that lets him really get low, where as Bush drinks, so that will affect his coordination and...

Oh, it appears there is no "limbo contest" scheduled in the presidential campaign or the Constitution. Oh well, guess it doesn't matter.

[kevinam]

22. Well if this was Shrub*...

He would have to dress in the entire rock-n-roller costume. Maybe Kerry should try the "Kiss" look. Sticking his tongue out, spitting blood, way way too much leather. Oh gees, I hope I didn't give shrub* any ideas...Kevin.