Post here, if you want graywarrior to FREE THE DUCK!!1!!

[madinmaryland]

[Sky Masterson]

1. +1

Free the fowl!

[mcctatas]

2. Never! She must keep that bondaged duck forever!

(trying reverse psychology this time :P )

[applegrove]

3. Let him fly away home!

[rainbow4321]

26. I have a creek nearby that he can hide in...with all of his brothers and sister

Do they do Amber Alerts for ducks, though? We might all be rounded up as "persons of interest" :scared:

[TZ]

4. Don't duck the issue Graywarrior!

:P

[XemaSab]

5. .

:thumbsup:

[madinmaryland]

6. FREE THE DUCK!

[EastTennesseeDem]

7. K

[JitterbugPerfume]

8. It is hard telling what the duck would do if it was free!

it is a terrorist duck and must be imprisoned forever. The fate of the free world is at stake.

[madinmaryland]

9. We'll never know, until charges are brought against the DUCK!

[JitterbugPerfume]

10. you must be

one of those bleeding heart liberals!:hi: :loveya:

[NV Whino]

11. Free the duck!

[MilesColtrane]

12. .

[madinmaryland]

14. Heh heh! That's a good one!

:D

[Arugula Latte]

13. Give it up. It ain't happening.

Move along. Nothing to see here.

[madinmaryland]

15. FREE THE DUCK!!

[Forkboy]

16. Ah, screw the damn duck. He's lucky he isn't lunch.

:P

[EastTennesseeDem]

17. I dunno. I think I'd rather be put out of my misery.

That's just me though.

[madinmaryland]

21. The duck NEVER took steroids knowingly!

:D

[Bucky]

18. When you google "DU," the third result is...

Ducks unlimited. Gray warrior continues to limit her duck. Damn her to duck hell!

[trof]

19. I wany gw to COOK the duck.

yum

[gblady]

20. oh, don't I wish....

yet it appears to be a lost cause...
she has said no so many times!

[Ohio Joe]

22. Depends...

Will graywarrior be cooking the duck? and if so, am I invited to dinner? If the answer to those questions is 'Yes', I say graywarrior keeps the duck... otherwise it should be let go... so that someone who might actually both cook the duck and invite me to dinner has a chance to catch the duck.

[hibbing]

23. FTD

Hi,
I hope this thread takes off and she is convinced to let that poor duck go!

I wonder if a loud chant of Free the Duck!! Waking her up every morning would convince her.

Peace

[rainbow4321]

24. Maybe we can send these guys in to rescue it!!

One can distract Graywarrior and the other two can FREE THE DUCK!

[Shell Beau]

25. Ducks are meant to be free to fly and quack or whatever they do!

Free the poor wittle ole duck! :7

[Kat45]

27. Free the duck!

He should be with the other ducks I saw today, swimming and flying freely.

[DeepBlueC]

28. the duck is fucked

graywarrior loves threads like this.

[Jamastiene]

29. FREE THE DUCK!!1!!

I once mistyped it as FREE THE FUCK!!1!! That was fun for a while. :P

[elshiva]

30. FLY DUCK! FLY!

[jobycom]

31. The duck is guilty, and claims of its innocence are just a canard.

Counterfeit bills, webs of violence and deceit, and then there was that flap about immigration... Keep the duck down!

[hibbing]

32. Gray????

Hi,
Once again she must be off dreaming of Sawyer or Alan or both. I'm interested in how she will blow off all the pleas to free the duck.

Peace

[graywarrior]

36. Will a gallbladder attack buy me time?

[Sheltiemama]

49. Don't free the duck!

He'd eat your gallbladder if he could get to it!

[arcadian]

33. I like it.

Plus, there is the fact that it's not a real duck.

[madinmaryland]

34. FREE THE DUCK!

[madinmaryland]

35. FREE THE DUCK!

[BeachBaby]

37. FUCK NO!

She is making sure that there is one less flying shit machine destroying my Firebird.

Rock on, graywarrior!!!!

[madinmaryland]

38. Given the Eaglet green that your firebird is, well then...

FREE THE DUCK!!!

[gratuitous]

39. I have never even clicked on the thread that will never die

And I never will, until one simple expedient occurs:

FREE THE DUCK!

And a gall bladder attack is just the beginning . . .

[madinmaryland]

40. THANK YOU!!

[madinmaryland]

41. FREE THE DUCK!

[DemBones DemBones]

42. Keep your duck, graywarrior, he

doesn't know how to fly -- but he sure can boogie while under duct tape.

[madinmaryland]

43. FREE THE DUCK!

[Autumn]

44. The duck can

never be freed. It is the keeper to the secrets of the universe.

[madinmaryland]

45. THE DUCK IS STILL NOT FREE!

:grr:

[madinmaryland]

46. FREE THE DUCK!!

[krispos42]

47. Rumor has is Obama is moving in a SEAL team during these negotiations

Jus' sayin'...

[gratuitous]

48. Duck, duck, GOOSE!

Okay folks; my last voodoo incantation resulted in a gall bladder attack for Gray Warrior, and she remains unrepentant. So, what'll it be this time?

Biting her cheek such that she keeps biting it if she's not careful?

A hangnail that really stings?

Pigeon poop on her windshield in a really distracting spot?

[Ava]

50. i did.. but then she brainwashed me

:silly: :crazy:

[madinmaryland]

51. Free the Duck! RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!

[graywarrior]

52. No moreTeabaggery, douchebags?

Need another cause?

WELL, DON'T MAKE IT ABOUT THE DUCK !!!!!!!!

[madeline_con]

53. It's not about the duck.

It's about orange sauce.

[graywarrior]

56. This is gettin on my noives....yuk yuk yuk

[Taverner]

54. Ducks should be free to be you and me

[hibbing]

55. How many ducks can be taped before they're allowed to be free?

Hi,
I and others appreciate the effort, but she has been rather recalcitrant throughout all of my heartfelt pleas made to her in her thread that never dies.

I do encourage you to keep up the effort.

Peace

[texanwitch]

57. It is only a matter of time until the duck tape drys up and the duck can fly free.

Duck tape doesn't last forever.

[hibbing]

59. was that a Roadhouse quote?

Hi,
Is that a Dalton quote from Roadhouse? Just curious, it sounds like something he would say.

Peace

[GoddessOfGuinness]

58. Put down the duckie!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3049TRLo5M

[Tommy_Carcetti]

60. He he.....stay tuned this coming monday.

:)

[graywarrior]

61. I'm crying fowl here and saying this is

ducking ridiculous!

[madinmaryland]

62. FREE THE DUCK!!

:hi:

[cabbage08]

63. FREE THE DUCK

[backtoblue]

64. And the person behind the duck mask is

Old Man Smithers!!!

[madinmaryland]

65. Free the Duck!!

[madinmaryland]

66. FREE THE DUCK!!!

[cwydro]

67. The duck is stuck.

She'll never free the damn duck.

[laylah]

68. Isn't this de ja vous all over again? nt

[Forkboy]

69. Not only should we not free it, we should waterboard it.

[madinmaryland]

70. FREE THE DUCK!!

[graywarrior]

71. Your sig line proves to everyone who and what you are...

... a rabble rowser! bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!



:rofl:

[madinmaryland]

72. They are talking about your duck in GD!!

Check it out!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=5565233&mesg_id=5565233

:rofl:

:hi:

[graywarrior]

73. I just went there.

How long before that gets moved....*snort*

[achtung_circus]

75. Or

free the geoduck

[Frosty1]

74. I need help finding graywarrier's ducks

A while back she posted a thread with a lot of pictures of ducks. They were pretty hilarious.
Does anyone know where I can find it? Did anyone save it?

[Wapsie B]

76. I'm afraid that if she frees it someone will want to cook it.

Just say'n...........

[madinmaryland]

77. FREE THE DUCK!!

[madinmaryland]

78. FREE THE DUCK!

[madinmaryland]

79. FREE THE DUCK!

[graywarrior]

81. DREE THE FUCK!

[MilesColtrane]

80. KIcking

Because extremism in defense of the duck's liberty is no vice.

[Orsino]

82. Stand up, DUers, for Grebeus Corpus!

The waterboarding wasn't very effective, anyway.