Ok So I Am Sitting Across From The Hottest Thing In The Libree

[Parche]

What should I do?

Shwing....:woohoo: :woohoo: :hi:

[Inchworm]

1. Back up to it

The stove?

:hide:

[Pharlo]

2. Rotate,

When sitting next to a heat source, it is a good practice to rotate so you are warmed evenly, rather than burned on one side, and frozen on the other.

[Lyric]

3. whatever you do, don't stare

trust me on this one

:thumbsup:

[Parche]

4. i am

i cant help it

[Critters2]

5. Vent or radiator? nt

[Roland99]

6. TTIWWP

This Thread Is Worthless Without Pics.


:-P

[trof]

7. Try not to drool.

Drooling is definitely a social faux pas.

[Whoa_Nelly]

8. Don't suppose checking out her left hand for a ring has even crossed your mind

Am sure that would be a bit of fluffy triviality that would not make a difference at this point for you :P

And, after all! Looking at a cutie IS still free, last time I checked :hi:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. How about saying hello?

Silly Parche!

You have to say hello if you want to meet said hottest thing in the libree!

Good luck, sweetie...

:hug:

[underpants]

10. Be all cool and SewWave and DeBoner*

and ask her, "So... you know how to read?"

let nature take its course from there

*suave and debonair

[Bucky]

11. Women love confident men. I suggest start disco dancing like Travolta.

Plan B: moon her

[Bucky]

12. Oh wait. This is a Parche thread. I forgot to first ask...

Are you facing a mirror?

[HopeHoops]

13. MASSIVE arm pit farts!

Chicks dig that shit.

[Lil Missy]

14. Just go ask her, "you wanna fuck?"