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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 09:40 PM
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Damn DUers ! I'm gonna destroy you !!!!
I-am-MegaJeff!

Bend on you knees and

worship me !!1!!

Aaaargh!!! Mcctatas crushed my left ball !!!

I'm gonna destroy you Mcctatas !!!

Ouch ! Watiztat ?

Kitchenwitch is hammering my right testicle

with a bowling ball !!1!!

Argh!!!

I am defeated!

...








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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 09:53 PM
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1. 17 views and no replies.
Well it's clear that peoples are scared to be involved in a thread talking

about testicles!!!

Censorship I say !!!

:rofl:

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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 09:55 PM
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2. May I suck your balls, please?
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 10:12 PM
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3. elshiva !!!!!!!!!
Lol! Yes ! Suck my damn balls while we have a nice conversation !

We lost contact last month,my damn PC was toast!

I managed to borrow enough money to repair the damn thing but

hey! I'm pretty much used to those kind of fukin'randomdamnOuch!thatHurts!

You know what I mean ?

How are you Honey pie ?

Send me a PM.I miss you. :)

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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 10:30 PM
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4. I sent you a PM.
I'm okay, but I still have a lot pain. Going to ANOTHER doctor for that...

Anyway, always great to hear from you. I WILL NEVER HURT YOU, honey. :hug: :loveya:
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NYC_SKP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 10:42 PM
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6. .
OH.















MY.















GOD.

:loveya:
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 10:50 PM
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8. Awww, thanks, honey.
I'd do the same for you if you wanted, honey. :loveya: :loveya: :hi:
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NYC_SKP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 11:01 PM
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10. mmmmmmmm
:pals:
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 11:10 PM
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11. Awww, that's so sweet.
:pals: How's it hanging? ;) :hug:
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NYC_SKP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 11:23 PM
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13. I'm ensconced in a hotel room.
I've got a presentation to make in San Francisco tomorrow.

I almost posted a thread inviting anyone in the neighborhood of Polk and Pine to a drink...

How bout you, what's crackin'? :P
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 11:41 PM
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14. I'd love to come over, but I am in Maryland now.
:hug: San Francisco is awesome, though, isn't it?

Not much going on here at all. :hug:

Thank you for making the Lounge a sweet place, honey. :)
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NYC_SKP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-28-09 12:03 AM
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18. T.Y.
Well you're just a darlin' too!

Thanks for being you.:pals:

Yes, SF is very pretty, but so is MD, I'm in VA and DC a couple times a year, it's a different kind of wonderful.

:hug:
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-28-09 12:08 AM
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19. "a different kind of wonderful." :-)
:hug: I've never been to San Francisco. I don't like to travel at all.

However, I love D.C. Have you been to the Smithsonian Natural History Museum? :) I love it.

You have lovely balls. (call it feminine intuition)
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NYC_SKP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-28-09 12:21 AM
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21. ;-)
I've hit most of them, the old and new national galleries, Natural History is opposite the mall from the Smithsonian castle, no?

The past several times, though, I haven't done the museums at all, just fly in, meeting, leave.

But I may come in June for a week, a few days of work and a few days of fun.

So, they need to get that transcontinental bullet train project rolling... :P
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 10:32 PM
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5. i will drink your milkshake! I drink it up!
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 10:50 PM
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7. Step away from the video game, dude!
:scared:
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 10:53 PM
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9. Oh, my. A big, scary Canadian.
Everybody run.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 11:17 PM
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12. Oh a big rugged Canadian... SIGH
SWOON!
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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 11:44 PM
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15. I just saw the "forbidden" Firefly episode where he was runnin round nekkid.
Wish I had a butt like that...
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 11:56 PM
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16. You mean...
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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-28-09 12:02 AM
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17. Just so...
:)
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-28-09 12:10 AM
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20. Sigh, you are sexy just the way you are honey.
:hug: Too bad that you are married. I'd like to talk to you, but it's getting past 1 a.m. here. So I should wrap it up. Still... :loveya:
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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-28-09 12:57 AM
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22. ok. Hearts hearts hearts etc... to you as well.
'night
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