Man gets 90 days in car wash vacuum sex act case

[Bozita]

Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Swan Creek Township man gets 90 days in vacuum sex act case
George Hunter / The Detroit News


SAGINAW -- A man who was sentenced Wednesday to 90 days in jail for performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum needs pscychological help, a relative said.

"He's sick," said Tony Savage, who is related by marriage to Jason LeRoy Savage, a 29-year-old man who was arrested in October after a resident called police to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit. "The guy needs some serious help.

"He admitted to (a sex act with) a vacuum cleaner at the car wash," Tony Savage said. "He did it; he told me he did it. I told him, 'You're a complete jerk.' I don't know what the hell he was thinking."

As part of his sentence, Jason Savage also must submit to drug testing.

The 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was sentenced Wednesday in Saginaw County Circuit Court. Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.

The Associated Press contributed to this report.

http://www.detnews.com/article/20090325/METRO/903250473/1408/local

[Deja Q]

1. Was it good for the vacuum cleaner?

The media owes us a COMPLETE story.

:wow:

[HopeHoops]

2. The police report described the vacuum as "smoking heavily" afterwards.

:smoke:

[GreenPartyVoter]

3. He is lucky he didn't rip his equipment right off!

[Orrex]

4. This calls for a limerick

When he found no agreeable whores,
Jason took his affection outdoors.
But now indoors he stays
For perhaps ninety days
Just for loving what nature abhors.

[nomorenomore08]

10. Excellent!

:rofl:

[Orrex]

12. You're very kind, but...

To be honest, it just sort of sprang into my mind all by itself. Fertile subject matter, so to speak...

[LuckyTheDog]

5. The vacuum consented

and was of age. So, what's up?

[motely36]

6. they are related by marriage but have the same last name?

:shrug:

[MajorChode]

8. Maybe they're from down south

Where you don't necessarily have to change your name when you get married.

[EastTennesseeDem]

7. Reuters just HAS to use a slogan as its headline

The question is, which is the most applicable?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hoover_Company#Slogans

* "It Beats...as it Sweeps...as it Cleans" - 1919
* "It shows you the dirt you never knew you had" - 1932
* "Give her a Hoover and you give her the best" - 1938
* "Nobody does it like Hoover" - 1993
* "Deep down you want Hoover" - 1998

[Bozita]

9. Once upon a time, there was a vacuum cleaner manufacturer named Electrolux.

Good quality stuff.

With a little name upgrading, they might want to consider making car wash vacuums.

[Lethe]

11. he's not sick, he's just horny

jesus, who of us guys *hasn't* fucked a vacuum cleaner?

i rest my case.

[KamaAina]

13. Well, that sucks!

:evilgrin: