Turtlensuenshoensex??? Behold!!

[Symarip]

Your praise will gladly be accepted starting now. If for nothing else but coming through with my promises.

[mainegreen]

1. I thought she was doing a stapler at first.

Pretty good, though.

[TZ]

2. OMG! You are an evil evil man!

Oh man, thats even more twisted than any of Doc Strange's photoshops! :rofl:

[Symarip]

3. What was that about Wok n Roll again?

I wasn't even trying this time.

[madinmaryland]

4. A DU Classic!!

:rofl:

[Symarip]

9. I'll take the compliment

Thank you very much. I believe this will only be the beginning.

[mcctatas]

5. WTF?

is wrong with that shoe? Could you not have gotten her a hotter shoe? :applause:

[Symarip]

6. I'm not the one trying to have sex with it (nt)

[ogneopasno]

7. I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE DOES IT BUT SHE DOES IT GOD DAMN.

[Symarip]

8. HOLY SHIT IT'S LIKE SUE HAVING SEX WITH A SHOE

BUT ITS A TURTLE GODDAMN!!!1

[Fleshdancer]

10. Why is the high heel under the toe?

This thread concerns me. I always thought Turtlensue had better taste in shoes. :cry:

[elshiva]

11. Shouldn't the heel be facing the other way for the full effect?

:hide:

[Symarip]

12. We might have captured the specimen

During foreplay.

[TZ]

13. You know.....

I do believe you might have outdone Dr. Strange in terms of demented photoshopping..:rofl:

[BeachBaby]

14. I'm speechless.

This is truly demented, and I'm not sure what scares me more - the picture itself, or the mind that created it. :scared:

[Symarip]

15. I'd like to think I have something to do with it

One way or the other.

[BeachBaby]

16. If you are coming to my meetup, just a word of warning....

your camera will be taken away from you. :P

[Symarip]

18. Oh please

I have years of 'Friday Night Picture Threads' at my disposal.


I can haz photoshop and I know how to use it.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

17. I'd just like everyone to know I had nothing to do with this.

Seriesly.

Just remember this, TZ, the next time I poke fun at your sports teams or Traffic Circle Hell. At least I didn't do this.

[TZ]

19. uh uh.

SUUUURE. I believe you..NOT I sense you were the inspiration..Symarip is vermin#2 you are vermin#3 so I give you that SLIGHT edge...:P

[Symarip]

21. Oh TZ, glad you're here this morning

I was wondering, do you mind pointing me to where you might have posted a side profile pic somewhere in a picture thread? It'd be an awful pain to go searching through all the Lounge picture threads. Not that I won't do it. I just thought you might spare me the headache.

KTHNX

[Dr. Strange]

22. I have no idea where such a pic may be found.

But may I interest you in a video game?

[Symarip]

23. Based on the picture above

I believe the scientists are going out into the field to document more Turtlensue reproductive scenarios.

Thank you, good Doctor.

[TZ]

24. welcome tp

My vermin list...behind creekdog symarip and peter carcetti :grr:

[Symarip]

25. Who's TP?

And why are you welcoming him or her?

[TZ]

27. Stupid iphone

It's TO I am waiting for my idiot IT department to fix my compter so I am posting from the phone while waiting

[madinmaryland]

36. Uhmmm. TO is now with the Buffalo Bills!

[TZ]

37. Welcome TO my vermin list!

#4....

[Symarip]

38. Who in the hell is #1?

Chuggo?

[TZ]

40. It was Creekdog...

Not anymore! :P

[madinmaryland]

39. I thought you were a vegan?

[TZ]

41. hell no

I would starve to death if I tried (I hate most veggies)

[Dr. Strange]

28. I guess that now is not the time to mention that I'm currently working on a photoshop extravaganza?

[TZ]

29. Oh great.

Just what I need both you and that Freak Symarip working on photoshop. Where is Pi Guy..At least he does cool photoshops of me..like my head on Heidi Klum's body...

[Dr. Strange]

30. If it's any consolation...

there will be a special guest appearance by B².

[TZ]

31. Somehow

I find that fact even more disturbing...:rofl:

[Symarip]

32. So.

Do you prefer heels or flats?

[TZ]

33. I'm not sure if I should answer this question or not..

:scared:

[Dr. Strange]

34. Me so shoe horny.

Me help you put shoes on long time.

"2 Live Shoe"

[TZ]

35. I don't know whether I should laugh

or spank you..oh well.:spank: :rofl:

[TZ]

26. welcome tp

My vermin list...behind creekdog symarip and peter carcetti :grr:

[eyepaddle]

20. But how does this affect Billy Corgan?

;)

(I don't know if the wink quite cuts it here, we could use a :shiteatinggrin: smilie methihnks!)